Serena Williams at Moncler

Moncler has been doing... sporty collabs, basically? This is giving me Cheerleader Attends a Winter Bowl Game.

Pharrell

Pharrell, aka the new Louis Vuitton Menswear designer (!), did a collaboration defined as "a protective capsule for rugged camping experiences." I assume this is from that, and there is something hilarious to me about the concept of "rugged camping" and his usual glasses.

His vest looks comfy. His handbag, slightly less camping-ready.

Ashley Graham

She is gorgeous and she's doing what she can, but that dress does not fit her chest and almost looks like it's making her slouch.

Leomie Anderson

As catsuits with puffer vests go, that's good.

Alexa Chung

Wow, that's... so many... bits.

Maria Sharapova

Oooh, I wonder if she and Serena acknowledged each other. (They historically do NOT care for one another.)

Winnie Harlow

Pour Snuffleupagus. He deserved better than this fate.

Neelam Gill

An all-around perplexing choice at a show for a company that specializes in winter gear.

Charli XCX

An all-around perplexing choice when you're attending a show at which people are meant to recognize you.

FKA Twigs

An all-around perplexing choice, period. How do you dig around in that purse for your house keys?!?

Ashley Graham in JW Anderson

Well that's shapeless.

Coi Leray in JW Anderson

I'm sorry, I know it's uncool to clutch pearls over things, but I am uncool, so: What in the WORLD. You are in public, friend! Why!!!

Alexa Chung in JW Anderson

All of this is fine until we get to the fact that she's wearing tiny rafts on her feet.

Maya Jama at David Koma

She is insanely pretty. I think I would like this better if it were a touch longer, and the thigh cutout were flirting less with her crotch. The similar module up on her torso looks great.

Julia Fox

She had JUST brought her brows back, and now they're powdered away again. The fact that her jeans are made to look grass-stained is killing me. Is dirty the new clean?

Haley Lu Richardson in Diesel

That's... better, although if the bar is what Julia Fox is wearing, than anything is better.

Christina Ricci in Fendi

SAY NO TO FASHION PILLOW SLIDES.

Noah Cyrus in Fendi

She is doing less than nothing to sell this garment, and it needs the help.

Winnie Harlow

She's a model by trade, so obviously she can sell things, but also that outfit is so much better made.

Gwen Christie

She is so chic. I just love it.

Bella Thorne in Cavalli

I almost didn't recognize Bella. I am PRETTY sure this is her and it's just weird makeup, but it CANNOT be this hard to conceal underboob, can it? I hope it's at least corraled.

Sara Sampaio in Cavalli

ENTER THE PUBIC MEDALLION.

London and Milan Drew Out a Mixed Bag of Celebs

Plus: Fendi, Cavalli, and another wild JW Anderson show.