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Lela Rose

This is sincerely wishful thinking on my part. She will not wear this. If she wears this, I will give $100 to one of the charities they patronize. I think it's fabulous and glorious and it would be amazing on her, but I just don't think she has the guts.

Lela Rose

This is also, I think, too Directional for her -- I don't think it's culottes? Let's say not -- but I love it, conceptually.

Lela Rose

This, I feel could happen for a daytime event. Kate loves a more muted version of this color, but I vote for punching up her wardrobe a bit.

Tory Burch

She won't. But I wish she would. In flats? Running around town? Her legs are great. COME ON, KATE. YOU'RE ONLY 34.

Osman

Kate loves a sleeve, and I love a pattern. We'd both be happy.

Tom Ford

Tom Ford took that tweedy, uptight look and really sexified it. Kate will never wear a leather skirt. BUT SHE SHOULD.

Michael Kors

FYI, I think Michael Kors -- which Kate has worn more than once -- could easily make some sweet Cambridge Cash in the next few months.

Michael Kors

We ALSO suggested this coat for Flotus, and, honestly, I sort of want them to attend an event wearing it simultaneously.

Michael Kors

This coat is GREAT and I legitimately think this could happen, in part because she already has like 10 things that kinda look like this and you know that's how she rolls.

Michael Kors

HERE'S your cocktail dress, Kate. You LOVE navy!

Michael Kors

I suggest this knowing that I probably wouldn't really like it on her unless it was styled to PERFECTION, which seems unlikely.

Oscar De La Renta

We also chose this dress for Michelle Obama, and I LOVE IT and maybe I want Dress Shopping with Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton to follow Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba on Fug Channel 1. (Kate obviously kept her maiden name professionally.)

Jenny Packham

This is ALSO a frock that Heather chose for Michelle. They DO have similar wardrobe needs, it's true.

Oscar De La Renta

This is clearly a deep vee neck for the DoC, but I feel those lace arms calling her name from across the moors or whatever.

Jenny Packham

OBVIOUSLY this would be lined. Unless Kate cracks and decides to just go out in a ball of flaming, naked glory.

Jenny Packham

Remove that wonkus kerchief and we're in business. (The Wonkus Kerchief is the name of my whimsical coffee shop.)

London and New York Fashion Week: The Kate Edit
Well, if the former Miss Midldeton is hoping that London or New York Fashion Week are going to fix her problem of never knowing what to wear to a cocktail party, she's out of luck. Maybe Paris and Milan will prove more fruitful? [Photos: Getty Images]

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