
This is sincerely wishful thinking on my part. She will not wear this. If she wears this, I will give $100 to one of the charities they patronize. I think it's fabulous and glorious and it would be amazing on her, but I just don't think she has the guts.

This is also, I think, too Directional for her -- I don't think it's culottes? Let's say not -- but I love it, conceptually.

This, I feel could happen for a daytime event. Kate loves a more muted version of this color, but I vote for punching up her wardrobe a bit.

She won't. But I wish she would. In flats? Running around town? Her legs are great. COME ON, KATE. YOU'RE ONLY 34.

Kate loves a sleeve, and I love a pattern. We'd both be happy.

Tom Ford took that tweedy, uptight look and really sexified it. Kate will never wear a leather skirt. BUT SHE SHOULD.

FYI, I think Michael Kors -- which Kate has worn more than once -- could easily make some sweet Cambridge Cash in the next few months.

We ALSO suggested this coat for Flotus, and, honestly, I sort of want them to attend an event wearing it simultaneously.

This coat is GREAT and I legitimately think this could happen, in part because she already has like 10 things that kinda look like this and you know that's how she rolls.

HERE'S your cocktail dress, Kate. You LOVE navy!

I suggest this knowing that I probably wouldn't really like it on her unless it was styled to PERFECTION, which seems unlikely.

We also chose this dress for Michelle Obama, and I LOVE IT and maybe I want Dress Shopping with Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton to follow Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba on Fug Channel 1. (Kate obviously kept her maiden name professionally.)

This is ALSO a frock that Heather chose for Michelle. They DO have similar wardrobe needs, it's true.

This is clearly a deep vee neck for the DoC, but I feel those lace arms calling her name from across the moors or whatever.

OBVIOUSLY this would be lined. Unless Kate cracks and decides to just go out in a ball of flaming, naked glory.

Remove that wonkus kerchief and we're in business. (The Wonkus Kerchief is the name of my whimsical coffee shop.)
