Emilia Wickstead
I'm sorry to start off with this low, however. This is not....appealing. Unless you're in the market for a housecoat made of oatmeal, which, honestly, maybe you are??? I don't know your life.
Emilia Wickstead
But this could work, right? I mean. You have to make the slit up the front a bit less...slit-up-the-front-y. I don't need to see your crotch in a formal gown. Like, ever.
Emilia Wickstead
But I do like orange. I can't wait until Queen Maxima pops out in this thing. I honestly hope that happens.
Emilia Wickstead
Let's stick this on Michelle Williams, just for fun.
Emilia Wickstead
I LOVE this -- it reminds me a lot of that Top Shop dress everyone wore last year. Wouldn't Emma Stone rock this?
Emilia Wickstead
Hello, Allison Williams. (The rest of Emilia Wickstead is here.)
Burberry Prorsum
What. No.
Burberry Prorsum
This coat is possibly cute, but what is with all the tulle? Did someone at Burberry at get lucky at a Paper Source?
Burberry Prorsum
I feel like Eddie Redmayne already wore this.
Burberry Prorsum
It's kind of like...if I can't count on Burberry to bring me an elegant and wonderful trench WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN LIVING.
Burberry Prorsum
UNDER the tulle, this might be perfectly cute and good for, say, Julianne Moore.
Burberry Prorsum
This might be cozy, at least?
Burberry Prorsum
Suki Waterhouse's face kind of says it all here.
Burberry Prorsum
This, though, is possibly good on the right person. Keira Knightley? (I suggest this because the model reminds me of Keira.)
Burberry Prorsum
Someone please give this to Kellan Lutz.
Burberry Prorsum
BURN THIS. (See the rest of it here. I cannot.)
Erdem
I love Erdem. This print is good. I can see this on Zoe Saldana, once her baby arrives.
Erdem
Chastain?
Erdem
This is for when the White Walkers arrive at Downton Abbey.
Erdem
This is BEAUTIFUL, needs lining, and will be very hard to pull off well and thus needs to be carefully handled. Maybe Keira again, honestly.
Erdem
Julianne Moore, this shall be yours.
Erdem
I love this, perhaps for your wedding! I'd love to see this on Solange.
Erdem
I think this would be charming on Lena Dunham.
Erdem
Gaga, feeling crazy in an ELEGANT way.
Erdem
Let's just mail this one to Michelle Dockery.
Erdem
This is wacky. I'm calling it: Jennifer Connelly, some photocall.
Erdem
The semi-triumphant return of Rachel McAdams!
Erdem
The needs tweaking -- it's like three tops in one -- but let's give it to Zooey Deschanel and see what we end up with. (All of the rest of Erdem awaits you here.)