LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Felicity Jones attends the ERDEM SS27 front row during LFW September 2026 at The Roundhouse on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for ERDEM)
I don't mind the funky paint-splatter outfit, but does she have to wear mops on her feet?
Lashana Lynch, Ruth Wilson, Hayley Atwell
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: (L to R) Lashana Lynch, Ruth Wilson and Hayley Atwell attend the ERDEM SS27 front row during LFW September 2026 at The Roundhouse on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for ERDEM)
The dark floor makes it hard to tell, but all three of these women have black versions of the shoes and they look like they went bug stomping in a scenario of my nightmares. The clothes aren't bad, though! Hayley's dress and Lashana's coat are the stars.
Beth Ditto
Same basic note, really. The individual garments are nice; the shoes are nonsense.
Lolly Adefope in Simone Rocha
At least this isn't cinching her, but why is everyone suddenly so excited by the idea of giving dresses and coats shape.... AT THE KNEES. Thanks, I hate it.
Madison Iseman in Patrick McDowell
You might know her from the Jumanjis. The Internet says is 5'2"; she looks 6-feet tall. I don't even know how it's possible.
Lola Tung in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Lola Tung attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
Mysterious! I do like the jacket, though. It's like a sexy, shiny evil entity.
Jamie Campbell Bower in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Jamie Campbell Bower attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Sam Simpson/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
And I love this one, too. Any silver and black and faintly malevolent fancy coat is probably right up my alley.
Caitriona Balfe in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Caitriona Balfe attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
... so is this Knife-Attack Chic? DISAPPROVE.
Florence Welch in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Florence Welch attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
I think someone interrupted her mid-shapeshift.
Alexa Chung
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Alexa Chung attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
Stringy mediocrity.
Emma Corrin in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Emma Corrin attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Sam Simpson/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
A wispy bore! (I'm talking about the clothes, to be clear.)
Ellie Bamber
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Ellie Bamber attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Sam Simpson/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
I don't hate this, but SHE looks a bit uncomfortable. She looks a little like an SD-6 agent in the vein of Sydney Bristowe who is coming back to the office after a tough night of hand-fighting.
Emilia Clarke in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Emilia Clarke attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Sam Simpson/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
I think the boots needed to be black.
Sophie Thatcher in McQueen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 20: Sophie Thatcher attends the McQueen Spring Summer 2027 Show on September 20, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Sam Simpson/Dave Benett/Getty Images for McQueen)
Yeah, can't do the dishwater color of the boots. Also, Sophie should play Pat Benatar someday in a biopic.
