Nicola Coughlan at Richard Quinn

This is ECCENTRIC and I love it. My grandma had this except as a bedspread and I mean that in a good way.

Olga Kurylenko and Pom Klementieff at Richard Quinn

Olga was like, "do you have anything....less???" (Honestly, I think they both look great here.)

Edward Enninful, Kate Moss, Jordan Barret, Boy George at Richard Quinn

And Kate Moss was like, "yeah, I'm just gonna wear jeans?"

Erin O'Connor at COS

The crotch on these trousers is complex, but she looks cool in them? [COS is a high-street label, btw. I always think that I'd wear it if I had a job where I needed to look like a very chic Swedish forensic scientist for some reason.]

Alex Pettyfer at COS

Is he still.....a celebrity?

Jourdan Dunn and Rashida Jones at COS

Jourdan looks like a model, which she is, and Rashida -- who is gorgeous -- looks like a very sweet kindergarten teacher here.

Manny Jacinto at COS

I promised you these cheekbones!

Let's Close Out the Front Row Report from London Fashion Week

We've got glam caftans AND cheekbones!