Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Please have this lined, oh Stylists of The World.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
The secret is, for each giant oversized be-jewelled button you press, a wholly new and different item pops into the pockets. A Hot Pocket! A candy bar! A copy of Heat magazine!
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This is very ladylike.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I feel like only very specific men can pull this off. Like, Eddie Redmayne yes. Nick Lachey, no. Don't ask me why the reference that popped into my head just now was Nick Lachey, either.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This is delightfully classic.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I kind of love the model's expression here. It's kind of, "I don't know, you guys."
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
These glasses are a blast.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I AM all about the Slouchy Sweater + Fancier Skirt + colorful shoes + clutch + sunglasses thing.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And who doesn't like a polka dot?
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
But I think these coats are the sort that are super unflattering unless you're a hundred feet tall and all legs.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This is just a heaping serving of "meh" as far as I am concerned.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
The thing that strikes me about this, though, is that we ALL could approximate this look, probably with stuff we all already have in our closets, and that's always exciting.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Just as I love dots, SO DO I LOVE STRIPES!
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This may be my favorite of the spring coats in this show, but it's hard to say given that the REST of it has PUSHED ME OUT ONTO A LEDGE FROM WHICH I PLAN TO JUMP.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I was saved from plunging to my death by the cuteness of this skirt.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
For the chicest surgeons in London and beyond.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Come to me, stripes. Come to me.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And dots. Dots, I treasure you. I crush you lovingly to my bosom.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I can't wait to see this on Channing Tatum. Am I right?
(I am not right.)
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This look is completely not being served. No service is happening.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
This is do-able, right? Right. This is going to look great on someone at a photocall someday.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Suddenly, everything is getting quite glum up in here.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I cannot with the high-fashion granny panties anymore, though. I just can't. Can we please all take a stand against this? I'll give you the crop top if you'll take the granny panties off the table.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And this is wallpaper, and not in the way that I usually enjoy wallpaper.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I'm not sure if anyone other than Jourdan Dunn could work this.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Ditto Cara Delevingne.