Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I know that is a plastic skirt with a vagina apron, but somehow on the runway it was kind of cool. Obviously when someone wears it without a lining I will revert to THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING THE VAGINA APRON.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Uh-huh. Rita Ora wants one in EVERY COLOR. (And that is Cara Delevigne. She is super surly on the runway most times, but I have to say, it's effective.)
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I unabashedly want that coat for myself. Badly.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
That skirt might be great, too. Why didn't they put Freida Pinto in that?
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
And that shirt is good. That's TWO things better than what they gave Freida and Rita.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Oh, mercy, no. That thing is a red ghoulish smile-slash-pelvic arrow. I am not sure who could wear this and feel awesome.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
This says Gwen Stefani to me, a little. Or Cate Blanchett. Which means it'll be somebody else that I've forgotten exists, but when it happens, we'll be like, "YES, of COURSE." I want it to be Michael Stipe, just so I can be like, "What UP, Michael STRIPE," because my life is not complete if I'm not making you all sick from bad wordplay.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Foxy! I enjoy that all the models are in flats, too.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Yikes. Nothing about this outfit is flattering. AND SHE'S A MODEL.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I am not really feeling this, either.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
But I AM feeling this. It would eat me alive, but I do enjoy the leather lapels.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
This looks like an artist's rendering of space junk.
Burberry Prorsum - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I thought this was a good way to close, though. If I was a baller, I would show up in this to Fashion Week in September and people would cower in my badass wake. Sadly, I am more of a bawler.