Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I LOVE this and I really want someone to wear it on the red carpet. It's a bit bold -- patterned, and quilted -- and I think it would take some stones to actually do it, because your fear is that someone is going to crack that you're wearing a quilt. But I like it's kind of major. Say, on Emma Stone, once she goes back to red hair?
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I'm not 100% spring on the dress underneath this, I don't think, but I love the coat with a fiery passion.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I think one of the things that I like about this line is that it's ALL about pattern and I love a good pattern. Can't you see this on Diane Kruger?
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Outerwear, I love you.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This line, although not super-Kate-y, is just chock-full of coats that I want to wear despite having not all that many places to actually wear them.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is just made for someone to wear to a photocall. Zoe Saldana? Someone young and cool but reliably elegant.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Coats Coats Coats Coats.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I'm not quite as in love with this; the color looks a little dingy, no?
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Is it weird that I kind of want to stick this on Princess Eugenie/Beatrice? I think it's because Eugenie wore something similar recently that I didn't like, and this would have worked better.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I also want to plonk this right onto Lady Mary. Not neccessarily Michelle Dockery, but definitely Lady Mary. I don't care if it's not period appropriate! Leave me alone.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
It's possible that I am just really into waistcoats right now.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is just cozy.
Temperley London: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I spend an alarmingly long time trying to decide if that was actually a pair of hotpants. It is NOT, which makes me feel better about everything.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Onto Ms Wickstead. I think this is lovely. If we're really moving into a period where The Queen Forces Kate To Wear Longer Skirts, at least we've got this sort of glamorous New Look thing happening, though I don't think she's ever going to wear a day dress quite this mid-length. Regardless of what happens, obviously, I hope the matching skull cap is included.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is simple and gorgeous.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
If we shorten this one to around the knee, Kate would and probably will absolutely wear it.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Ditto this little number.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This pattern is really pretty, too.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Can you imagine? I hope SWINTON or Cate Blanchett orders one, though.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I can actually see this on Blanchett as well.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And speaking of SWINTON....
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
SO very SWINTON.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This has a lot of boob for the Duchess, but it's -- at least, what I can see of it - really pretty. We know she likes to wear a white/cream formal gown, after all.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I wish the skirt's fullness started a little closer to the waist, but I love how severe and modest the cut of this is, with such a shocking color.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Kate will obviously wear this exactly as it, including that shoes/socks combo.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
As much as I like this line, I cannot with this. That blazer looks like the re-purposed fabric from an abandoned drawing room side chair.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I would totally wear this -- I love the flirtatiousness of the skirt paired with the severity of the turtleneck and the unrelenting black -- but it seems unlikely that I will, given as I am not super loaded. I'd like to see it on a Fanning, or even Kirsten Dunst.
Emilia Wickstead: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
And one of these, of course, for everyone!