Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaked. Beautiful detailing, but naked. I mean, what a waste of wonderful work, no?
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
I mean, when you look at it from the side it's just REALLY absurd. There should be a whole separate fashion week for people who just want to make tinted windows, so to speak.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This is beautiful, but still looks like she drenched herself in glue and dumped a box of confetti on herself.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
He calls this one Frigid Nethers.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
If the La Brea Tar Pits were a dress...
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Sometimes Maleficent just wants to be LOVED. By a reptile.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
They're going to give The Golden Lady Baseball to Derek Jeter at the end of the season, when he retires. Model possibly included.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
"String Theory: Sex Edition."
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Sex Theory: String Edition.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
This one seems the most Hollywood-friendly, although I'm not sure looking like your womb is The Chosen Space is entirely desirable. That's so much pressure.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
"Mommy, Why Does It Burn?: STDs Made Easy."
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
It occurs to me that Jennifer Lopez will kick herself if she hasn't discovered this designer yet.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Quoth the Raven, "Ew."
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
He's making fancy lounging panties, now, basically, right? Yes.
Julien Macdonald: Runway - London Fashion Week AW14
Toodles.