MarchesaLondon Fashion Week Spring Summer 15 London September 2014
This is beautiful. It is the caftan I wish I were wearing right now -- seriously, I desperately hope this falls into the right hands. If Cate Blanchett did Marchesa, it would be amazing. Kerry Washington might nail it, too, but I keep imagining it on someone taller.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
And then RIGHT after the stunning yin is the wack naked yang.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
I just want to take hedge-clippers to the froof and see what lies beneath. I suspect what I want us to make a proper whole long skirt out of the floral bit and redesign everything else.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
For some reason this makes me feel like Cressida Bonas would like to get married in it. At Burning Man. Wearing a wreath.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Well, obviously this would work also.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This feels like a very elaborate pop-up book waiting to happen.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
There is something pretty about this and I can't tell if it's the dress ITSELF, or the fact that my china pattern would look so nice on it at Thanksgiving.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Something about this model is cracking me up, so I'm not really focusing on the outfit. But it kind of looks like something an eight-year old would looooove.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
That top is murder. It's murdering her torso AND a murder might have been committed on it.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
"Pants That Should Be A Skirt: The GFY Story."
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This suffers from being half-scarf.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This feels like a Kate Beckinsale joint to me.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
That is a little bit crazy, but also might be pretty, even with the eau de static cling.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This would be extremely lovely tissue paper encasing an extremely expensive gift. Like possibly a whole other Marchesa dress.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
It's a hair bib! And weirdly it's not that bad.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
I am very nervous for Chloe Grace Moretz right now.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Whereas this makes me nervous for Hailee Steinfeld. Although that skirt is really pretty; it's the top half that's throwing me into a spasm. Specifically how dirty the blouse's crisp white makes the jacket look.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Well. it's a big no on the shoes, but the dress is at least FUNKY in a way that's different for Marchesa.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Sweet God, those are like chaps, but with lace.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Another wonkus top.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Does not compute.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
DOES compute. Why can't they all be this lovely?
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
CASE IN POINT.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
But where is the car dashboard?
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Her face says, "I don't know, either. Let's just get through this together." The skirt is actually kind of funky-crazy, if only the top were not just an elaborate bra.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
BUT SERIOUSLY half of these outfits only halfway make sense.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
It's my favorite model again. She Is Not Impressed.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This one was best left as the chair it used to be.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
And then this feels like a swipe at Game of Thrones immortality.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
And this is lingerie. IT JUST IS. Marchesa really ought to go into the intimates business and give Britney Spears the competition of a lifetime.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
It's certainly MORE successful than a lot of these.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
This is one of those that Fan BingBing would wear in Cannes.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
And this might as well have a postage stamp on it along with Vanessa Hudgens' address.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Ugh, this is SO going to turn up on someone. And someone who can't really carry it. Like... Mia Wasikowska, or something.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
Seriously, this entire thing looks like it was made by a six year old who accidentally drank mom's scotch on the rocks because she thought it was ice water.
Marchesa Spring/Summer 2015
O HOLY HELLBALLS. It's Coachella reimagined as a pot pourri festival.