> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # London Fugshion Week: Mary Kantrantzou - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/london-fugshion-week-mary-kantrantzou/ - Published: 2013-09-17T17:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2013-10-31T06:48:12.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643552_10.xml) I can already tell that I desperately want people to wear all of these, because WHAT WILL I EVEN SAY. Words. This is like the most glorious section of flowers on sale at the hardware store. In a way that I mean as a compliment on the runway but which will confuse the hell out of me when, like, Alexa Chung tries to wear it to brunch. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643559_10.xml) I have never been a fan of that rosette-string thing stapled to people's boobs. I don't know why that's happening again. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643567_10.xml) Did this start out as a skirt? ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643580_10.xml) Dear Emily Blunt: You're pregnant. We're happy about it. Please wear this to your baby shower just to mess with everyone. Love, Us. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643584_10.xml) And Aniston obviously should start wearing these everywhere. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643595_10.xml) I think Mary Katrantzou should start designing wallpapers. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643601_10.xml) I mean, some very rich child's nursery wants this on its walls. Like... I don't know. Whenever the Widdletons have a princess. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643611_10.xml) Pretty. I'm curious to see if/how that one is adapted -- certainly it is the most readily translatable one. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643618_10.xml) I mean, I'm at the point where I would pay Aniston to shove a basketball under her clothes and wear this. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645065_10.xml) Oy. Even Laura Ashley is like, "Too much." ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645167_10.xml) More Easter baskets! This actually feels fairly accessible, too, to the teen set. Or even a Freida Pinto type, who is not a teen but probably will look 22 her whole life. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645073_10.xml) And then suddenly you have this crazy edgy pattern in the mix, which is so Zoe Saldana. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645074_10.xml) This feels like an '80s fever dream. LIke if you sniffed glue inside a Benetton in 1986. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645079_10.xml) I don't even understand how these relate to the first half. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645086_10.xml) Oh, I guess... maybe this is the stab at cohesion. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645103_10.xml) And this. I don't know that they're very SUCCESSFULLY making it cohesive -- more like, "Oh, hang on, we have to slap together the flowers and the crazies, so let's just... somebody just patch a few together and let's go get Bloody Marys." ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645091_10.xml) Come on, January Jones, you know you want to. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645114_10.xml) Whoa. That shirt is quite lovely and those pants are like if the Riddler were a woman. Which might be cool, if that ever gets revisited. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645120_10.xml) It works better as a dress. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645130_10.xml) That is a cool look, but man, who could wear it without getting lost? I'd also love to see what's under the coat. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645140_10.xml) Don't belt your nipples. Just a piece of advice. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645151_10.xml) That's an intriguing pattern, but the cut could not interest me less. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645162_10.xml) I guess... I don't think this style works any better in green, but... well, okay, it works BETTER in green but it still does not SELL me on it. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645165_10.xml) So the other stuff looked like an oxford shoe, and this looks like the tassel on a loafer. I DO enjoy that. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645160_10.xml) This makes her look so broad. And trust me, this lady is not broad. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645186_10.xml) Okay, I am maybe falling in love with the shoe print a little. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645196_10.xml) But I still maintain that some of them -- AHEM -- make people look twice their natural width. ## Mary Katrantzou - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645212_10.xml) Okay, but that's just funny. In a good way. THAT is whimsy, which was totally missing from last season. Hooray for her. [London Fugshion Week: Mary KantrantzouAnd this is the OTHER Elizabeth Banks Show, thanks to the Met Ball gown that I will never, ever forget, as long as I live. Which maybe makes it a complete success despite what a fugshow it was. Last season's Katrantzou collection was somewhat depressing -- it reminded me of being lost in the woods on a freezing night, with no coat -- so at least this one is in a better mood. AND features whimsical shoe prints. By which I mean, fabric printed like shoes. You'll see. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180643552_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/london-fugshion-week-mary-kantrantzou-09-2013/)