Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Seriously, there is almost nothing to be said here. I hope whoever wears this changes NOTHING about ANY of it. You want it, Elizabeth Banks? Get the raven bowl cut.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I could look at these all day, just to try and figure out what each image is. Stunning to watch, as art, but seriously, as CLOTHES... you'd better get your SWINTON on, Mary.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Let's have some fun. SELENA GOMEZ.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Zooey Deschanel.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Hmm. That's actually lovely. It's very aurora borealis. Let's stick Anne Hathaway in this and see what the haircut can do.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
BIEBER.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Sofia Vergara, obviously.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
And Julie Bowen would just die for this, CLEARLY.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Come on, Hayden Panettiere, let's get incomprehensible together.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
DANCE WITH ME, TERI HATCHER.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
EMBRACE THIS GUILLOTINE, DREW BARRYMORE.
Mary Katrantzou - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Note that I haven't suggested Rooney Mara for any of these, because... it is all too real a threat.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I've decided that bodice is an ode to Hagman's brows. Sniffle.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Well, yes, obviously, every woman wants to look like bunnies are nursing on her waist.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Strangely, that top part reminds me of the Katrantzou that Elizabeth Banks wore to the Met Ball. You know the one. It is seared on our brains.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I like this better in black, though. In red it makes me think of a poorly folded Union jack.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Nice colors in all this pattern work -- that's a gorgeous teal/blue.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Headache ON.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
Hmm. The top has buck teeth. But it's interesting. Bring it on, Elizabeth Banks, or Michelle Dockery (who've both worn this designer). Let's see if it works.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
She looks like she's hatching. But I don't hate it. Maybe once her top half DOES hatch and the shoulders crack off this thing, I will MORE than "not hate" it.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
The visual tricks those pants are playing on us all are really unkind.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
This looks like one of those heat cameras. I just stood in front of one at the Science Center this weekend and learned that I am never, ever doing that again.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I am concerned her crotch is a predator.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
I am resisting a Talking Heads joke, but ONLY because I deployed one fairly recently.
Peter Pilotto - Runway - LFW F/W 2013
This is kind of interesting TOO. I'm having a hard time telling whether it's contextual or actual, so I guess we'll find out if somebody tries it.