> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # London Fugshion Week:Random Runway Fugs and Fabs, Part 1 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/london-fugshion-week-part-1/ - Published: 2013-09-18T19:00:36.000Z - Updated: 2013-10-31T06:48:11.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534100_10.xml) It's just never better than when you can bow your head and run and really gore someone. ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534209_10.xml) Even punk-rock Nordic marauders know what's what when it comes to soda. ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534210_10.xml) Somewhere, Jessie J is salivating. ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534247_10.xml) Tesco is all, "Please don't drag us into this outfit." ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180536212_10.xml) You should see the rest of the candlestick. ## Ashish - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180536218_10.xml) I'm having dreams of Britney -- it's like the deconstructed version of her and Justin's matching denim outfits. She could wear it in a video for a song called "Out of Sync." ## Whistles - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543678_10.xml) I didn't know Whistles did a show. It's one of the Middletons' favorite brands. This is about as basic as it gets -- nice color; fine cut if you have Pippa's shoulders. ## Whistles - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543683_10.xml) But I feel like the ladies Middleton would sooner dance naked on the Queen's favorite harpsichord than wear those shoes. ## Whistles - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543701_10.xml) I mean, if you're not wearing this dress to do your gardening, then WHY are those shoes even here? Are they the ones you put in your purse so that you can walk to work without blisters? Are they even worth it? ## Whistles - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180572709_10.xml) Oh please God can Catherine Duchess of Katebridge wear these culottes. ## Emilia Wickstead - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180623256_10.xml) This is such a nice piano-themed pillowcase. ## Emilia Wickstead - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180623263_10.xml) And ALL HER OTHER FABRIC EVER went toward making this. ## Emilia Wickstead - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180623299_10.xml) Very GOOP. ## Emilia Wickstead - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180623319_10.xml) Oh, Cotillard. You are tempted. You know it. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645553_10.xml) That is so ladylike. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645558_10.xml) I guess deltoids are the new black. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645561_10.xml) Seriously, if you aren't doing pushups religiously, don't even bother buying clothes next spring, apparently. Also: I LOVE the dragonflies done this way. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645833_10.xml) That's cool, too, but I need to see the pantsuit in the wild. Sienna Miller feels like a prime candidate. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645843_10.xml) I wish Luna Lovegood were still in movies. Wouldn't she be great in this? I miss you, Luna. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645850_10.xml) And his simple stuff is also quite effective. ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645854_10.xml) Michelle Dockery? ## Matthew Williamson - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180645864_10.xml) Ooh, she'd look good in that, too, though. But she doesn't seem to fancy the warm colors as much. Freida Pinto? ## Erdem - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180740188_10.xml) MAKE. IT. STOP. ## Erdem - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180740190_10.xml) This is totally Eva Green's brand of witchy schoolmarm. ## Erdem - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180740195_10.xml) I sort of hope this is nobody's brand of anything. But I could also see Emma Watson getting coerced into it. ## Erdem - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180740384_10.xml) Lordy. That also feels quite Sienna Miller to me, although... no, maybe it's a tad too upholstered for her. Take it away, then, Chloe Sevigny. Just for kicks. ## Meadham Kirchhoff - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180740394_10.xml) Well, I hate those shoes. Do we think Chastain could sell the feathers? ## Meadham Kirchhoff - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180878541_10.xml) Oh, my, yes. Parker Posey is going to look wonderful in this. ## Meadham Kirchhoff - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180881284_10.xml) And Selena Gomez, this is obviously made for you. ## Meadham Kirchhoff - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180881641_10.xml) Downton Abbey? Downton SHABBY. ## Meadham Kirchhoff - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180881710_10.xml) But there is no purer marriage of star and outfit than putting this on Benedict Cumberbatch. [London Fugshion Week:Random Runway Fugs and Fabs, Part 1Do you remember my nudist Viking wedding, where we brought our own food from the local fishmonger? That was so fun. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534100_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/london-fugshion-week-part-1-09-2013/)