> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # London Fugshion Week: Random Runway Fugs and Fabs, Part 2 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/london-fugshion-week-random-runway-fugs-and-fabs-part-2/ - Published: 2013-09-18T21:00:19.000Z - Updated: 2013-10-31T06:48:11.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Fyodor Golan - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180458540_10.xml) I feel like this is all the stuff China Chow would wear. She's ALL ABOUT looking like a lucky rabbit's foot. ## Fyodor Golan - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180458931_10.xml) This is wackadoo but also strangely beautiful. I love that it's sculpted to look like she has an accordion fan open in front of her. ## Fyodor Golan - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180459133_10.xml) This reminds me of the scene in "The Great Muppet Caper" where Miss Piggy is in Lady Holiday's fashion show. ## Fyodor Golan - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180458945_10.xml) MURDER BY PAINTBALL. ## Fyodor Golan - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180461543_10.xml) Absurd. Panty culottes. If I were this outfit's tactful fifth grade teacher I might write, "Not enough fabric to be a worthwhile endeavor." ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180533687_10.xml) Porno Marchesa. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534440_10.xml) This is the first one so far that might actually turn up on the red carpet, for better or worse. It reminds me of Naomi Watts. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534446_10.xml) And of course this reminds me of Kristen Stewart. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534449_10.xml) Why am I thinking Paula Patton? ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534466_10.xml) That is totally disco cute. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180534468_10.xml) Do we think that's, shall we say, *ventilated* on the sides? That idea seems very Gwyneth to me. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180535885_10.xml) PLAYED. SO VERY, VERY PLAYED. IT'S PLAYED LIKE AMERICAN IDOL. ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180535886_10.xml) Come on, Goldie Hawn. I feel like this is what she has bought and then told Kate, "If I am cremated in summer, I want to go in this." ## Julien Macdonald - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180535896_10.xml) Sandra Bullock could pull this off, no? ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543269_10.xml) Is that a lace skirt, or lace bike shorts? Do we think the Virgin Mary has a preference? ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543270_10.xml) Rihanna does love a weird, coordinated pantsuit. ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543272_10.xml) This is retro-cute, though -- like Zooey Deschanel, if she were a tad more adventurous. ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543279_10.xml) I'm not sure what to do with this. Wish it upon a WAG, perhaps. ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543293_10.xml) And then back to cute. ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543300_10.xml) Horribly unflattering shape on her, and that belt sits there like a gilded, winking Band-Aid. ## House Of Holland - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543301_10.xml) This optical illusion cracks me up. It's a video screen at the foot of the runway, playing images shot from above, but it looked in thumbnail like the models were being lowered onto the catwalk while flailing. ## Mark Fast - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180543727_10.xml) I also feel like Rihanna would respond to this. Including possibly the hair and makeup. ## Mark Fast - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180545450_10.xml) She is slowly unraveling. ## Mark Fast - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180545458_10.xml) There are outfits in our archives from 2005 that look like this. I mean, remember Blu Cantrell? Yeah. This is pure Blu Cantrell. ## Tabernacle Twins - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180689303_10.xml) I am horrified by those pants. It's like there is a vaginal triangle right there JUST IN CASE you did not know what was hiding therein. ## Tabernacle Twins - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180689289_10.xml) These are the worst shorts since the post office said, "Hey! How about shorts?" ## Tabernacle Twins - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180691834_10.xml) Good gravy. That's not polterwant; it's poltersalami. 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