Ashley Isham - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I cannot wait to swoop into rooms DEMANDING SATISFACTION, because I don't use guns and my only superpower would be to dumbfound people long enough for me to slap them.
Ashley Isham - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Eye holes are just such a thoughtful detail.
Ashley Isham - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
As usual, if you just cut off The Stupid, there's something totally fine.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Dresses over pants: It won't die.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I've said it before, and I will repeat it: At least the London runways aren't dreary. So much color.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I'm concerned that this is too disjointed.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I'm concerned that THIS has multiple personality disorder.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I'm concerned that this will never be in my life.
Roksanda Ilincic - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Take out the pants -- or not, actually -- and this feels like a Kat Graham joint.
House Of Evolution - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Very cool. Do you think it glows in the dark?
House Of Evolution - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And from that, to this untailored hellpile.
House Of Evolution - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And then this, which I feel like Monique Lhuillier already did, which was itself evocative of something else.
House Of Evolution - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
But that, with better shoes, would be SO cute on somebody.
House Of Evolution - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I am so distracted by how the skirt looks like she's holding it to hide a bunch of mistakes. And failing.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Preen used to show in NYC, and I'm sad it no longer does, because this would've been fun to watch.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
A little haphazard?
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
That is so, so great. I'd clip off the transparent bit at the hem and then we'd be so happy together.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
... If Paris Hilton sold branded trash bags back in 2004, then this is what a Project Runway challenge with them would have yielded.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
That is one hell of a scrolldown fug. It's like her culottes have storm shutters.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
I was going to say Rashida Jones again! Y'all, the words "Rashida Jones" are my Pavlovian response to collared things.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
And this is a jumble of the one I like and the one I questioned. I am unsatisfied.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Simple, but the hem looks like a toddler did it with Learning Scissors.
Preen By Thornton Bregazzi - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
That's one crazy stained-glass window.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Oh, Vivienne Westwood. The dress is fine, but... you are a card.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
A magician was just arrested for trying to pull his scarves out of her abdomen.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Just Chloe Sevigny running out to the market, y'all.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
Bunch-waist belted overalls: Words that chill.
Vivienne Westwood Red Label - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14
But at least Lily Cole got to come out dressed like a sorceress.