Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is terribly romantic and young. It feels a bit Keira Knightley to me, no?

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I actually love this. It's extremely "I just threw this fabulous coat over my fabulous gown and ran out because my priceless English country home caught on fire after my evil fascist-sympathizing arranged-marriage husband fell asleep smoking a cigarillo and then conveniently died of smoke inhalation, opening the door for me to marry the handsome chauffeur I've always loved...except what will society think?"

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I feel like this is what you wear when YOU'RE the one smoking the cigarillo. With a holder, obviously. And a martini in the other hand.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is for when Kate knocks her head on the coffee table and wakes up and decides that what the royal family is really missing is MORE NIPPLES.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I want this coat. It's insane, but I love an insane coat. I want all the insane coats the English are trying to give me this season. Bring on the insane coats.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is PRETTY. This also feels a little Keira Knightley. Or a little Emma Watson? Or a little Emma Stone. Or a little Emma....I ran out of Emmas.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

It's better short, right?

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is lovely, but seems to be missing something? I'm not sure.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I like this conceptually, but I don't think anyone can really pull it off in the real world. I mean, if Helena Bonham Carter decides to dial back about 40% of her crazy, maybe?

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I long to see this on a redhead.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I wish we could see this without the coat. Although I like the coat. Coats! My soul is so ready for coats season, which, by the way, is UPON US.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is also charmingly colorful and fun. I wish someone would wear it to the Emmys. It would be a kind of bold choice, so I'm not holding my breath.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

PRETTY. Kate, put this one on your list. It's VERY girly, but sometimes girly is what is required.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is for when Girly Yet Slightly Unhinged is required.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

For when SWINTON demands PINK.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

I adore this, though. Someone will wear this. Anna Kendrick was at this show, and she would actually look swell in it. Make a note, Anna.

Temperley London - Runway: London Fashion Week SS14

This is a little Over the Top in a way I'd like to see in a field of wildflowers in a very expensive and glossy magazine, worn by a model who looks miserable.

London Fugshion Week: Temperley London

File this one under" What Will Kate Wear? Part II" (part I, of course, was the Jenny Packham show last week). You know the website What Kate Wore? I feel like there's a market for "What Will Kate Wear?" where we all place bets on what the Duchess is going to drag out for any particular event ("odds on McQueen at The Frolicking of the Scepter [an event I just made up] are 1-2!", etc). The Brits LOVE betting on things; surely this would be a smash hit. Add these to your mental Kate Rolodex. [Photos: Getty]