Tom Ford - Front Row - Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake.
What you can't see is that her hair is up in a splendid demi-beehive, and it's an A-plus for THAT. They actually look fine. Biel pulled this one off.
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POW! ZAP! BAM! ZOWIE!
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Of all this, I'm zeroing in on the cankle factory that is that pair of boots. It's JUST the kind of wonton disregard for one's physique that Julianne Moore would display.
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SUPER subtle. Just the thing I hope we'll see Katy Perry wearing on a "randomly photographed" ski date with John Mayer.
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This does look groovy -- that poncho-coat is gorgeous.
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I can't wait for Kristen Stewart to debut this at a Twilight DVD release party.
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This whole outfit is like NKOTB meets Kristen Stewart meets the Pink Ladies. Let's put Gwyneth Paltrow in that movie.
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I am just going to spend the entire rest of this slideshow imagining Tom Ford fan Gwyneth Paltrow in everything. Just because.
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Gwyneth Paltros IS Labial Frame in the latest 007 movie, The Molar Iota.
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Okay, Gwyneth in this would just be spectacular. It's doing something REALLY strange to the model -- it's making her upper body look like it got stretched in a taffy-pulling machine -- but the coat is beautifully crafted and Gwyneth would kill it.
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Can Gwyneth re-make The Matrix? Scored by Coldplay, and starring the CeeLo Green and the cast of Glee.
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Oh my GOD, YES, GWYNETH. That Charo diaper is a marvel.
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Are they pants? Are they boots? Can they be both and neither? Gwyneth Paltrow stars in The Bootalunacy Identity.
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I was like, "PANTS WHAT?" until I realized it's boots and a skirt, like everything else. Just another school run for our GOOP.
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Gwyneth as you've never seen her before: Marchesa the Jungle Cat, coming to Broadway next summer.
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Gwyneth Paltrow IS Kris Jenner in You Kan't Kollect Me: The Rise And Fall of the House of Kardashian.
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Gwyneth Paltrow IS Rihanna in This Movie Is Badly Cast: Why, and WTF.
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Gwyneth Paltrow IS exhausting in Advil: A Love Story.