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# Longlegs Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/longlegs-premiere/
- Published: 2024-07-09T16:45:20.000Z
- Updated: 2024-07-09T03:52:51.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

## Maika Monroe in Courrèges

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/07/gettyimages-2161264562-1720496022.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Maika Monroe attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)

She's dressed as a Chippendale's dancer -- you know, when they come out in tuxedo pants with a bow tie around their naked neck. It's all i can see now.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161267428-1720495996.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Maika Monroe attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

Things do not improve from the side.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161269176-1720495985.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Maika Monroe attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

However, if anyone is looking to make a No Doubt movie, or a Gwen Stefani biopic, we have our lead.

## Nic Cage

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161264546-1720496011.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Nicolas Cage attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

His lapels have a little magicians' twinkle on it. That's not a euphemism for anything; it just means the bit of sparkle makes me think he's got a magic trick to do. I guess opening my doors of perception could count.

## Grace Van Dien

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161259813-1720496033.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Grace Van Dien attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

She and her satin nightie aren't ready for doors to blow open.

## Alicia Witt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161264024-1720496044.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Alicia Witt attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I truly did not recognize her. She's in the movie and she's really coordinated her toes AND her jewelry to her dress. She has covered every imaginable base.

## Shannon Purser

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2161259602-1720496056.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 08: Shannon Purser attends the premiere of Neon's "Longlegs" at The Egyptian Theatre Hollywood on July 08, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

If this was the other choice, I'd definitely have done black shoes.

## Blair Underwood

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/07/GettyImages-2160635882-1720496067.jpg)

Blair Underwood at "Longlegs" Los Angeles premiere held at the Egyptian Theater on July 8, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Honestly? Ditto.

[Nicolas Cage Has a New Thriller In Which He Plays a NutjobOne in a long line.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/07/gettyimages-2161264562-1720496022.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/nicolas-cage-has-a-new-thriller-in-which-he-plays-a-nutjob-07-2024/)