Doutzen Kroes
My overarching note about this show is that everyone's eyes look smaller than usual. Also, I don't know who wore which designers, but this shirt is a real step backwards in... shirtness.
Soo Joo Park
Liya Kibede
If this is a hair and makeup show... did she forget to get hers done?
Iris Berben
Iris is apparently a German actress, and I mostly only included her because it looks like her outfit is wearing tiny pants of its own.
Camila Cabello
This all just looks sort of silly? Especially once we get down to the platform sandals.
Geri Halliwell
I had to double-check that this is Geri. It is. That is... some makeup.
Eva Longoria
Eva apparently came out with a conductor's wand and pretended to lead the 40-piece orchestra. She looks great. I wish my hair did that.
Iskra Lawrence
That seems like messy makeup on Iskra, a bit?
Aja Naomi King
She looks great, though.
Cindy Bruna
So many buckles.
Cheryl
Cheryl Many Last Names now has no last names, I guess. I ALSO had to double-check this ID; I was pretty sure it was her, but it was JUST hard enough for me to tell.
Constanc Jablonski
Fun fact: Her shoulders are also landing strips for tiny planes.
Amber Heard
I REALLY do not think this eye makeup worked on her.
Elsa Pataky
And Elsa, I punted on completely. Had to look her up before my brain even offered a suggestion.
Andie MacDowell
"Whee! I came out of this looking like myself!"
Soo Joo Park
Sure
Aishwarya Rai
She can wear almost anything, but somehow I feel like the combination of all these elements is way, way too much.
Liya Kibede
Again, the purpose of this runway show seems to have failed her.
Doetzen Kroes
And her.
Helen Mirren in Giambattista Valli
BUT NOT HER! (She opted against shoes because she didn't want to trip, and my guess is, you do not tell Dame Helen to reconsider ANYTHING.)
BIG FINISH.