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Eva Longoria

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Eva Longoria attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

First: I find this backdrop, as spare as it is, also sort of distracting. BUT WHATEVER. This dress is divine. It's so festive! I almost wish she'd worn this to, like, the Emmys. WIDOW LONGORIA NO MORE.

Juliette Binoche

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Jury President Juliette Binoche attends a photocall for the L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema during the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

She, however, DOES look like a widow. A chic one. Who maybe doesn't feel THAT bad about things.

Halle Berry

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Jury Member Halle Berry attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

This is understated, pretty, a little bridesmaid-y....

Jeremy Strong

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Jury Member Jeremy Strong attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

...and behold her groomsman! This is very flesh-toned on hm, but I appreciate J.Stro for never phoning it in. This man makes an EFFORT.

Araya Hargate

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Araya Alberta Hargate attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

Pretty! This feels a little Formal Hotel Luau to me but I've spent much of my adult life chasing the high of a Fancy Hotel Luau after attending one at an impressionable age.

Alba Rohrwacher in Loewe

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Jury Member Alba Rohrwacher attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

This looks like it's a tactile delight -- on Karla Welch's Instagram, it looked like it was made of Twizzlers. I'd be fiddling with it constantly.

Elaine Zhong

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Elaine Zhong attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

Those feather arm warmers (sure!) are made for a dramatic entrance AND exit.

Kamie Crawford

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Kamie Crawford attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

And I hope that shoulder detail is actually a scarf that Kamie can dramatically fling around if need be.

Andie MacDowell

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 14: Andie MacDowell attends L'Oreal Paris dinner in honor of women in cinema on May 14, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images for L'Oreal)

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Eva Longoria Wore Another Fantastic Sparkly Thing at This L'Oreal Women in Cinema Party
Jeremy Strong and Halle Berry are surprise twinsies!

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