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Cate Blanchett

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Cate Blanchett attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)

This is ablouse from 2022 that Cate herself wore in 2023. Back then I wondered if the belt was too much; serves me right, because yes, she got rid of it, but seems to have replaced it with TWO? I want the old one back, but with this hair, and those pants.

Emma Stone

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Emma Stone attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

I can live with this! The color is pretty on her, and I vastly prefer the cut to the very similar one she just wore at Cannes.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Da'Vine Joy Randolph attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

They really like these double hems right now, huh? This is a bit drab, but it didn't have to be.

Sophie Turner

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Sophie Turner attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)

I thought I was going to talk about the hotpants, but the shoes, Marty, something's gotta be done about the SHOES. They make her look like she's in the middle of a foot-binding.

Hoyeon

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Hoyeon attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

Ugh, please let's not go back to (glorified) bike shorts. It was INSANE when everyone decided a few years ago that because Princess Diana wore them in the '90s, they should be stylish. NO.

Ava DuVernay

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ava DuVernay attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

This is more boho-fabulous than she usually looks. And she's pulling it off.

Saoirse Ronan

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Saoirse Ronan attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

This feels... intentionally boring and shapeless!

Alicia Vikander

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Alicia Vikander attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

Could be worse.

Danielle and Este Haim

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Danielle Haim and Este Haim attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

And so it shall be, and so it's written, that when only two out of three Haims are present, a Haim-sized space must exist between them.

Chloe Grace Moretz

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Chloë Grace Moretz attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

Lively!

Shay Mitchell

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Shay Mitchell attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

She looks like the star of a noir about a fishing village whose most successful boat mysteriously disappears. She will, at one point, perch on a PI's desk and cry about her husband, but she has secrets. Big ones. Bigger than her crocodile tears.

Jaden Smith

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Jaden Smith attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

"I'VE FOUND SOMETHING! FOLLOW MY LANTERN!" he shouts to the P.I., who soon learns that's no lantern. That's a bag of LIES.

Noemie Merlant

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Noémie Merlant attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)

I heave a sigh at your choker-ruff, madam.

Moeka Hoshi

AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Moeka Hoshi attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)

It looks comfy, but did it NEED to look like they made it out of a failed scarf?

Louis Vuitton Cruise
A distraction from Cannes!

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