AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Cate Blanchett attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
This is ablouse from 2022 that Cate herself wore in 2023. Back then I wondered if the belt was too much; serves me right, because yes, she got rid of it, but seems to have replaced it with TWO? I want the old one back, but with this hair, and those pants.
Emma Stone
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Emma Stone attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Da'Vine Joy Randolph attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
They really like these double hems right now, huh? This is a bit drab, but it didn't have to be.
Sophie Turner
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Sophie Turner attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
I thought I was going to talk about the hotpants, but the shoes, Marty, something's gotta be done about the SHOES. They make her look like she's in the middle of a foot-binding.
Hoyeon
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Hoyeon attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
Ugh, please let's not go back to (glorified) bike shorts. It was INSANE when everyone decided a few years ago that because Princess Diana wore them in the '90s, they should be stylish. NO.
Ava DuVernay
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Ava DuVernay attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
This is more boho-fabulous than she usually looks. And she's pulling it off.
Saoirse Ronan
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Saoirse Ronan attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
This feels... intentionally boring and shapeless!
Alicia Vikander
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Alicia Vikander attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
Could be worse.
Danielle and Este Haim
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Danielle Haim and Este Haim attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
And so it shall be, and so it's written, that when only two out of three Haims are present, a Haim-sized space must exist between them.
Chloe Grace Moretz
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Chloë Grace Moretz attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
Lively!
Shay Mitchell
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Shay Mitchell attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
She looks like the star of a noir about a fishing village whose most successful boat mysteriously disappears. She will, at one point, perch on a PI's desk and cry about her husband, but she has secrets. Big ones. Bigger than her crocodile tears.
Jaden Smith
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Jaden Smith attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
"I'VE FOUND SOMETHING! FOLLOW MY LANTERN!" he shouts to the P.I., who soon learns that's no lantern. That's a bag of LIES.
Noemie Merlant
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Noémie Merlant attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Olga Gasnier/WireImage)
I heave a sigh at your choker-ruff, madam.
Moeka Hoshi
AVIGNON, FRANCE - MAY 22: Moeka Hoshi attends the Louis Vuitton Cruise 2026 photocall at Palais Des Papes on May 22, 2025 in Avignon, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
It looks comfy, but did it NEED to look like they made it out of a failed scarf?