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Emma Stone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014bv) Emma Stone poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

I say this with complete sincerity: I hope she is enjoying all this LV money! This deal is not great for her visually, but I'm sure it's lucrative so go with God!

Cate Blanchett

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014ak) Cate Blanchett poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Having said that, if Cate is now an LV ambassador...that is going to be boring. I hate losing one of our few remaining Interesting Dressers to Big Contract.

Opran Winfrey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014gk) Oprah Winfrey poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Meanwhile, I can imagine that Oprah was just actually already in Italy on vacay and decided she might as well go to this. She looks chic and Rich Vacation-y.

Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connelly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014go) Paul Bettany, Jennifer Connely pose at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

I actually kinda like this dress on Connelly, but I could also tell you these two sent their own wax figures to this event and it would be highly believable.

Thuso Mbedu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014dd) Thuso Mbedu poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

This is kicky!

Ava Duvernay

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014s) Ava Duvernay poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

I don't know if I'm ready for Ava to enter a High Fashion Bermuda Shorts period but we may be about to find out.

Alicia Vikander

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014a) Alicia Vikander poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

This is cute!

Catherine Deneuve

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014am) Catherine Deneuve poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

She looks like she just returned from performing the sacrament of marriage.

Eileen Gu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014bc) Eileen Gu poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Honestly...also cute.

Jaden Smith

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014dt) Jaden Smith poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Come with me on a mental journey where we give THIS to Cate Blanchett instead. It's fun, right?

Samara Weaving

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014ha) Samara Weaving poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

And I would have put THIS on Emma Stone!

Kerry Condon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014ei) Kerry Condon poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

I don't hate this!!! Put that blurb on the back of your book!

Lea Seydoux

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014ey) Lea Seydoux poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Does this need a wider belt?

Nico Parker

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014fs) Nico Parker poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

What a great face she has! This outfit really lets it shine.

Nathalia Vodianova

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014ft) Nathalia Vodianova poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

VERY Rich Chic 70s Hippie Mom -- a vibe I sincerely dig.

Phoebe Dynevor

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014gu) Phoebe Dynevor poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

I fear I am underwhelmed.

Sabrina Impacciatore

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014gv) Sabrina Impacciatore poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

This look should come with a branded motorcycle.

Stacy Martin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13932014hg) Stacy Martin poses at the photocall for Louis Vuitton Cruise Collection 2024 presentation held at Palazzo Borromeo in Isola Bella, Italy on May 24, 2023. Louis Vuitton Cruise Photocall - Isola Bella, Italy - 25 May 2023

Tis handy to have a built-in bib!! What if you get handed a lobster boil?!

The Louis Vuitton Cruise Show Brought an A-List Front Row
...of people whom I assume will soon be forced to wear LV to everything.

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