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Cate Blanchett in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
The tiny sleves on that coat are so very weird. Maybe they will make more sense when she decides it's time to go hiking and zips off the bottom of her pants.
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Cate Blanchett in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
The sunglasses... do not entirely help.
Emma Stone
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Emma Stone in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
I can't quite decide on this. I think... Emma has fared as well as one can, even in pants that I owned in 1996, but even in that divine green, I don't think I can co-sign the shiny satin turtleneck
Jennifer Connelly
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Jennifer Connelly in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
I cannot rightly say I like this, either, but I will marvel at the fact that it's not overwhelming her. I think her face is carrying this marvelously, and no, I'm not simply being frightened into saying that by the belt that is STARING AT ME
Sophie Turner
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Sophie Turner in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
That top kind of feels like LV doing Chanel cosplay
Madelaine Petsch
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Madeline Petsch in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
Let us parse this: A blue striped long-sleeve shirt, a plaid woollen poncho, and spotted bike shorts? Go home, LV, you're drunk.
Julianne Moore
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Julianne Moore in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
That purse is so wrong with this bonkers '80s Fancy Lady Executive outfit. But what I really want to know is how the fur stole is staying attached. Mod Podge? Staples? A REALLY strong whip stitch?
Lea Seydoux
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Lea Seydoux in front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
There are actually aspects of each of these outfits that can work, somewhere, but just when I think I get a handle on things we swerve. I'm gonna veto these jeans...
Willow Smith
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Willow Smith in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
... and also these pants with that sports bra. Willow and Cate seem sartorially connected, but I don't get how Jennifer and Julianne and Madelaine fit into this picture
Michelle Williams
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Michelle Williams in the front row
Louis Vuitton Cruise 2020 show, Front Row, Trans World Airlines Flight Center, John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York, USA - 08 May 2019
"Hi. I'm Michelle Williams. I'll tell you all about how I hypnotize Louis Vuitton into giving me one basic silhouette and very sane patterns and colors, if you call the 1-800 number at the bottom of your screen and commit to four easy payments of just $69.95. Call now and I'll give you some Dawson's Creek gossip for free."
