PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Colman Domingo attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
This starts out so well, and then devolves into Five-Year-Old Gets Into His Parents' Closet.
Alicia Vikander, Michael Fassbender
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Alicia Vikander & Michael Fassbender attend the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Her dress is sort of interesting but she seems bored; his outfit is boring and he seems thrilled. Go figure.
Sabrina Carpenter
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sabrina Carpenter attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Her BF Barry Keoghan is a big Vuitton menswear guy, but he doesn't seem to have attended. She looks like she rendezvous'd with the cater waiter and then stole his coat to escape.
Jerrod Carmichael
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jerrod Carmichael attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
Lord, the shoes and socks and shorts. Was the theme "English schoolboy"?
Tems
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Tems attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
That coat looks extremely cozy, and also crazy for Paris in June? Were the other options that bad? Don't answer that.
Mahmood
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Mahmood attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Culottes over pants. I am speechless.
Steven Yeun
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Steven Yeun attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
I think Steven Yeun and Tems were on a private text chain trying to problem-solve this event.
A$AP Ferg
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) A$AP Ferg attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
Okay, I looked and I guess it wasn't ROASTING there today or anything, but. Come on.
Burna Boy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Burna Boy attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
I guess removing your shirt would... create a cross breeze?
Omar Sy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Omar Sy attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
And this is refreshingly sane and simple.
Stormzy
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Stormzy attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Last season was the Western collection (tied to Beyonce's album), so I assume this is from that? It's fine. It's fine!
Maya Jama
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maya Jama attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Is that... a fashion snuggie?
Victor Wembanyama
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Victor Wembanyama attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
He's tall. A truly pointless thing to say about a professional basketball player, but... also accurate. And yet they got his tailoring correct. IT CAN BE DONE.
Maluma
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Maluma attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
It can be done IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT.
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jackson Wang attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
He looks like he's just waiting for the bus.
Anderson.Paak
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Anderson .Paak attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
On brand.
Soo Joo Park
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Soo Joo Park attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
I still cannot fathom that this was from an LV collection.
Joel Edgerton
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 18: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Joel Edgerton attends the Louis Vuitton Menswear Spring/Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 18, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
This man, in any given configuration, could come up and bite me on the nose and I'd be like, "WHO WAS THAT TOTAL STRANGER????" I have Edgerton face blindness. And this made it worse.