Louis Vuitton Front Row

Zendaya in LV

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Zendaya attends the Louis Vuitton Paris Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

How many industrial paper towels does it take to make a skirt for the most buzzed-about celebrity model out there? The answer should be NONE OH MY GOD but I guess Nicolas Ghesquiere feels differently.

I don't hate the jacket, though, and when you go in close... I mean, the slighty punky hair, the red lip, the deep vee, the look in her eyes... THIS works.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

However, I think Ghesquiere should honestly maybe be arrested for this.

Alicia Vikander

It's possible she is dissociating from this right now. I do kind of like the sweatshirt, at least?

Cate Blanchett

Wow, she is REALLY in a phase where she wants to wear things that either ARE hair, or look like it. This is another one where if you looked at her from, like, the elbows up, you'd be like, "Ah, chic Cate."

Sandra Huller

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sandra Hüller attends the Louis Vuitton Paris Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Fierce. She and Cate should do a movie together.

Ana de Armas

Remember when she got their best people doing her custom stuff? Feels ESPECIALLY long ago right now.

Chloe Grace Moretz

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Chloë Grace Moretz attends the Louis Vuitton Paris Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I understand why so many of them are carrying that clutch, but it's all wrong with this outfit. I also think this would have looked better with pants. There's SO much going on with the jacket, and it needs more anchoring, somehow.

Cynthia Erivo

I mean, at least it's not green. Because in about four weeks, it's all gonna be.

Hoyeon

The black and white version of the purse works so much better with these. But wow, those are some voluminous pants.

Shay Mitchell

This is maybe the better version of that outfit?

Jennifer Connelly

WHY SO BUNCHY, NICOLAS.

Jurnee Smollett

This might be a BETTER bunchy? But still.

Ava DuVernay

She got off relatively easy here.

Justine Triet

So did she. I actually LIKE that sweater.

Jaden Smith

You know what? Sure.

Lisa

I sincerely think Jaden's bag is larger than her skirt.

Noemie Merlant

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 01: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Noémie Merlant attends the Louis Vuitton Paris Womenswear Spring-Summer 2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

As with many of them, I feel like this falls apart a little as we scroll down (with our eyes, obvs).

Stacy Martin

She is dressed as curtains.

Ryan Destiny

I thought those were bloomers, but actually, it seems to be a skirt that's simply SHAPED like bloomers. A bubble skirt of sorts. I might have gone with the black boots with this.

Haim

Why does Middle Haim look like she has fur purses on her calves, and is she auditioning for Dune 3?

Urassaya Sperbund

She is a Thai actress, and if you thought, "Gosh, I wish Middle Haim had been wearing a skin belt with those furry-trimmed breeches," then CONGRATULATIONS.