PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Emma Stone attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I'm just depressed by this.
Jennifer Connelly
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jennifer Connelly attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This had some interesting 80s power mogul energy until we got to the knee ponytail. And then another record-breaking absurdity on her feet.
Ana de Armas
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ana de Armas attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Is this a robe and a nightie?
Haim
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Danielle Haim, Alana Haim and Este Haim attend the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I am speechless, truly. At least all their heads look super, but this is some deranged Clowns Illustrated Swimsuit Edition shit.
Jaden Smith
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jaden Smith attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I mean, I think he styled it better.
Chloe Grace Moretz
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Chloë Grace Moretz attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Every rodeo needs a badass marketing consultant.
Moeka Hoshi
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Moeka Hoshi attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
OH MY GOD THEY'RE SATAN'S PANTALOONS.
Jeon Ji-hyeon
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Jeon Ji-hyeon attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Could this not have been a cute dress? And JUST a cute dress?
Lous and the Yakuza
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Lous and the Yakuza attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Finally someone who looks cool.
Alicia Vikander
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Alicia Vikander attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
That's also very reasonable, although her shoes confuse me. LV's shoes are never NOT vexing.
Saoirse Ronan
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Saoirse Ronan attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is also fine, although that's honestly mostly down to the earrings.
Hannah Einbinder
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Hannah Einbinder attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Could be worse, but still is adequate at best.
Léa Seydoux
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Léa Seydoux attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Great lipstick.
Sophie Turner
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Sophie Turner attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
She is such a presence. This dress is doing very little for that.
Deepika Padukone
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Deepika Padukone attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
I mean, I don't love the shape of it, but HELLO Alexis Carrington Colby.
Stacy Martin
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Stacy Martin attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Oh my God, are those bike shorts poking out under there? WHY.
Kerry Condon
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kerry Condo attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
This is dull and frankly also hideous, but SOOTHINGLY hideous, in a way that will not actively hurt anyone's faces.
Emma Myers
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Emma Myers attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Oh good we have a sandal version, yay, hurrah, summer is saved.
Noemie Merlant
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Noémie Merlant attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
And now, Louis Vuitton for Chicos.
Ava DuVernay
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 10: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Ava DuVernay attends the Louis Vuitton Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025-2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 10, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
