Jay-Z and Beyonce

Beyonce is touring right now, so who could blame her for picking, esssentially, glam jammies and a giant eye mask. I hope there are cooling gels underneath that thing, because otherwise I cannot see the point of it. We know it's you under there, Bey!

This all looks a TAD thrown-together for her -- which, it might be; she may not have decided to go until the last minute, given that I assume the rigors of touring are, well, rigorous. But those do look bonkers without a ski helmet around them.

Zendaya

There is some pretty, sparkly art on that outfit, which Zendaya is working to perfection. The slouchy, open-just-so aesthetic really works with her coolness.

Kim Kardashian

Apparently Abloh started the pixelation thing, and Pharrell picked it up and ran with it. Really far. Straight into Minecraft, it seems. I find this athleisure absurd and the plastic heels fugtricious, but the gigantic furry fanny pack is sort of entertaining.

Megan Thee Stallion

All that denim feels more like Diesel than Louis Vuitton. Was there REALLY a hole in the market they needed to fill here?

Naomi Campbell

Informative Caption listed her as "model and singer," and apparently THAT IS TECHNICALLY CORRECT? She released a poorly received album called Baby Woman in 1994. I NEED to hear this. Here she is basically dressed as their iconic purses.

Maluma

This looks like Pharrell was up at 3 a.m. giggling like a maniac while making fun of Chanel.

Riz Ahmed

Honestly, so does this, a bit. This also overwhelms his frame.

Lenny Kravitz

Lenny presumably said, "I'll come if you give me something that looks like I already own it," and voila.

Coi Leray

I have a lot of questions about what people want from their pants these days.

Ji Lin

Questions, in fact, that are as big as these pants.

Kelly Rowland

Do we WANT to trip over them? Get tangled up in them? Have them wriggle their way down to our shoes?

Quavo

BUT FOR REAL.

Jackson Wang

I have no fight left in me, although these at least are a bit more understandable.

John Boyega

PROPORTIONS THESE DAYS, I tell you. I can't.

Bambam

AS I WAS SAYING.

Austin LIn

This might be onto something, but the coat seems... a tad TOO far? Runway-ready but maybe not real-world?

Jared Leto

ALWAYS with this fucking guy.

Savannah and Lebron James

She's modeling a new take on the LV logo, and he's modeling the simplest, chic-est thing anyone got.

Lewis Hamilton

And this seems fine?

Willow and Jaden Smith

I feel like... these are actually both almost there? Or, in other words, only a few degrees off from relatable. Her suit jacket is crisp; it's the glasses and the bottom part that are clunky. And he's looked WAY worse.

Nina Earl, Russell Westbrook

He's just Ken.

Marcus Rashford

I guess get ready for a whole new style of logo.

Evan Spiegel and Miranda Kerr

She looks cute, and also as if her hips are staring back at us.

Tyler, the Creator

Okay, but the soles of those shoes did give me a chuckle.

Beyonce Wore Terrible Shades to the Louis Vuitton Menswear Show

It was a HUGE front row.