Louis Vuitton's Front Row is Chock-a-Freaking-Block

Ruth Negga

She is a very cool-seeming person with a fair bit of panache, but this looks like someone saw a bee get steamrolled and decided to design around it.

Cate Blanchett

"Yes. Yes I did once play Amelia Earhart. Yes I AM getting Reboot Fever. WHAT OF IT."

Michelle Williams

"I just do what they tell me." (True fact: I love that coat.)

Julianne Moore

This is unusually kicky and colorful for Ms. Julianne, and I am totally on board with that.

Julianne Moore

At least, to a point. From the front, it veers into sackery.

MW, JM, CB

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Julianne: And we've all won Oscars!

Michelle: Wellllllll.....

Cate (thinking): Shit, that's awkward. Just don't look at anyone.

Jennifer Connelly

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Leather shorts. Also known as a genital sauna.

Jennifer Connelly

I thought you might want a close-up of her rodeotacular boots.

Alicia VIkander

"Why am I even here? I want to trade places with Jennifer Lawrence over at Dior."

Lea Seydoux

"I am Hildegarde von Avenue, woman's woman, man's woman, and woman about town, and I ruin three people a day before lunch. Don't jaywalk."

Busy Philipps

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"I totally ended up with someone else's suitcase, and it was NOT shampoo in the toiletry kit."

Fan Bingbing

I wish I could see this from the front, but: She is very refreshing after most of that.

Jaden Smith

I finally concluded from other photos -- after, unfortunately, I had downloaded this one -- that he is NOT giving a finger-gun, but is actually making a gesture with all of his fingers in various positions. I am PRETTY sure. Finger guns would be tone deaf at best right now.

Riley Keough

"Tomorrow," thought the magician's assistant. "I'm going to quit TOMORROW. After he makes my pants reappear."

Natalia Vodianova

I would like to take an actual pizza cutter and run right around the superfluous bits.

Laura Harrier

It's not... terrible? But does it feel like she is wearing two jackets?

Catherine Deneuve

I saw this and thought, "Who does Catherine Deneuve remind me of here?" And I realized the answer is... Catherine Deneuve. This is a good thing.