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# Love Don't Cost a Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/love-dont-cost-a-fug-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-04T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-04T00:25:11.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I love bright pants. But sometimes I feel like they need to come with a warning label:

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Christina's would say, "Cold wash. Do not employ with shoes and/or pants of the same color or a closely related color. Definitely do not employ with an animal print shirt in a whimsical color not associated with the animal in question. When in doubt, remember 'whimsy + whimsy = terror.' If you discover that your bodysuit has underwire like a bra, check to see if it's actually 1991 and you are a Fly Girl. If you are not a Fly Girl, run away as fast as you can. If you *are* a Fly Girl, say hello to J Lo for us. Tumble dry low."