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# Lucy Boynton Went Wacky Again
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lucy-boynton-went-wacky-again-04-2024/
- Published: 2024-04-17T17:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2024-04-17T04:05:27.000Z
- Description: Wow.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Chanel, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

There once was an actress named Lucy

Whose tastes ran noteworthily kooky.

With a confident stance

She wore tights as pants

And a "skirt" that just makes her look goofy.

That fabric strikes such a low blow.

It is not so much *clothes* as a window.

It's not keeping her warm

It has no shape or form

What are you DOING, Chanel, you bozos?

###### \[Photo: Leon Bennett/Getty Images\]