Venus Williams in LV
This looks like someone at LV had no imagination and just sent her a tennis dress. I have to think it's riding up with every step she takes, and even with the strip of the logo pattern down the front, I think it looks bad with the jacket and with those particular boots. It is BY FAR not the worst thing we've ever seen out of LV, but I want more for Venus.
Alicia Vikander
And they gave her LEGGINGS? No. Also I will only accept that collar if it was supposed to be an ode to RBG and she's just wearing it backwards.
Natalia Vodianova
I want to take the orange parts and make a whole dress out of that. And one whose skirt doesn't look like it's backward.
Lea Seydoux
This looks crazy awkward with those boots. Which I would prefer if they came as a bowling bag.
Laura Harrier
She made out the best and it's because this is just simple. It's like every wackadoodle LV impulse got shaken out of it.
Marion Cotillard in Chanel
This is so clunky. All the proportions look weird together.
It is only lightly improved by removing the jacket. The top still doesn't fit.
Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel
I wonder if those pink thigh strips create uncomfortable static electricity whenever she walks. Also she's basically wearing a bejeweled Chanel shoelace around her waist.
Vanessa Paradis
Her mom looks cooler, like she just had a cup of coffee in her weaving studio and decided to come check out what Virginie Viard is doing with pants these days. (The answer appears to be: making them too baggy.)
Isabelle Adjani
Whereas Isabelle decided to come as a welcome break from all the paratrooping she's been doing.