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# Machetfuge
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/machetfuge090710-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-07T11:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-06T23:22:46.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: ruffles, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I really WANT to like this. I am TRYING to like this. I am ENDEAVORING to like this:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/93932_103747628.jpg "Uomo Vogue Celebrates Quentin Tarantino: 67th Venice Film Festival")

  
But oftentimes when I am writing these posts, I think about what I would say to a friend if she emerged from a dressing room wearing whatever I'm writing about. And I cannot foresee an instance in which one of my girlfriends came out wearing this and I did NOT make my nose-crinkly, "EW, no! I love you, but what else have you got?" face. So, Jessica: Ew, no. I....tolerate you, but what else have you got?