Diane Keaton
As I noted in the headline... if I had blocked out this person's face, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's totally Diane Keaton.' You can just tell. She is THAT consistent. I am curious what the imagined audience of this movie is. The 70-year olds who don't get what the kids are up to these days? The kids who are doing it? The middle people who are exhausted by it? ALL of them? None of them? Will anyone see it? I don't know if I am that interested in seeing Diane do wacky, ditzy "comic" antics, and I am concerned this will be a lot of that.
Nicole Byer
She looks so comfortable in this. Do I need velvet coveralls?!?
Kim Raver
This is aggressively sensible, so much so that I believe she just slipped on whatever shoes were already by the door.
Wendie Malick
Wendie is so reassuring to me. She always looks crisp and great, but not overdone, and I want her to pop up on a show I watch. (She's too busy. She works a LOT. But like... can't she sneak into Evil, or something?)
Dustin Milligan
I gather Dustin, fresh-ish from Schitt's Creek, plays Diane's character's love interest. I have to be honest, he looks kind of like he has pink eye in this picture.
Lindsay Sloane
I can never see her and NOT think, "And I'M. BIG. RED." Even though she isn't red anymore. I'm sort of glad no one is doing Bring It On: Adulthood, though I would not be upset at Eliza Dushku, Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union, and Lindsay Sloane in a movie together again.
Katie Aselton
I gather Katie directed the movie. She looks like she also directed someone to sew a sequined sheet around her and then turn a headband into a choker.
Elizabeth Lail
She was SO good in You's first season. She deserves better than this assemblage of items. It feels like the wrong spin on several trends.
Taylour Paige in Prada
There is a reason I don't think of Prada when I think of sweater-dresses.