Bebe Rexha
I did not watch this parade but Informative Caption tells me that Bebe Rexha was on the Jennie-O float and I would someone to explain to me how this outfit is about turkey. I do, however, love that she looks like Jessica Rabbit as a Disney Villian and low-key suspect she was going to wear this for Halloween before it was cancelled. It's sincerely bonkers and also I completely and utterly support this choice. More of this in the waning weeks of this hell year.
Patti LaBelle
Miss Patti's coat is interesting and I would like to know more about it.
Karol G
I guess Karol G was on something called the "Olay's 'Her Future is STEM-sational' float" and sure! She looks comfy AND cozy and also glamorous, which is sort of the goal for this one. Does Olay make you pretend to be putting on eye cream the whole time you're on their float, is my question? (No disrespect to Olay, whose night cream I myself have often used!)
Keke Palmer
Keke was posing with the Coach float, so I assume she is wearing Coach and she looks very cute but I am worried she is cold. A trench coat is just not that warm!
Tori Kelly
Tori was apparently on the "Lifetime's Christmas in Times Square float," and I PROMISE YOU, there was a discussion about whether or not she should add a Santa hat to this look.
Sofia Carson
Sofia looks very artfully styled. This is very elegant, and not as froofy as she normally goes, which makes sense. As for why she was there...
... she was on the Entenmann's float?!? I hope this came with free donuts and pound cake for life.
Here is the close-up. It's like Sexy Vader.
Goo Goo Dolls members Johnny Rzeznik and Robby Takac
They're on the Lego float. I feel like, give Sofia THAT one and stick the Goo Goos on Entenmann's, so that they can really MEAN IT when they sing, "And I don't want the world to see me / 'cause I don't think that they'd understand."
Ally Brooke
Ally Brooke, formerly of Fifth Harmony and then of Dancing With The Stars and now I guess of Ally Brooke, got Blue's Clues. I hope she solved them.
Lauren Alaina
And Lauren Alaina, native daughter of Georgia, got... South Dakota?!? Is it customary for states to have their own floats? Or is South Dakota just REALLY trying something here? "Come see Mount Rushmore! Because those four dudes are the only ones in EITHER Dakota that don't have Covid!"