LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Dakota Johnson attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Sincerely, if it's showing that much in the front, you KNOW there's enough showing in the back that sitting on a movie-theater seat is an unsanitary proposition.
Dakota Johnson at the world premiere of "Madame Web" held at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)
CONFIRMED.
Sydney Sweeney in custom Oscar de la Renta
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Sydney Sweeney attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
At this point, why not put this over beige fabric? We can see her underwear and the lines of her corset, and I think that is distracting from the black beadwork. I also think it sits low enough that she needed a necklace, but MOSTLY, I hate that everything underneath is fighting the actual primary design.
Isabela Merced in Versace 1999
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Isabela Merced attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
What a cool vintage choice. It's underpants-forward, yes, but compare the workmanship in this to the previous one, and it's probably worth it.
Celeste O'Connor
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Celeste O'Connor attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
She looks like everyone's FAVORITE singer on a jazz cruise.
Tahar Rahim
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Tahar Rahim attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
He's the villain in the movie, I think? This suit would interest me more in another color. Maybe beige is the true villainy.
Emma Roberts in Carolina Herrera
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Emma Roberts attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
She is ALSO in this movie, as Peter Parker's mother. I had no idea. She looks very nice here, and also as if perhaps a nip slip is not out of the realm of possibility.
Adam Scott
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Adam Scott at the Red-Carpet World Premiere of Columbia Pictures’ MADAME WEB at the Regency Village Westwood Theater on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stewart Cook/Getty Images for Sony Pictures)
Adam plays Ben Parker, a.k.a. Aunt May's husband, which means theoretically he's supposed to be ROUGHLY a contemporary of Emma's character, unless Ben and May are 17 years older than Richard and Mary...? ARE they?
Xochitl Gomez
US actress Xochitl Gomez arrives for the premiere of Sony's "Madame Web" in Los Angeles, California, on February 12, 2024. (Photo by Frederic J. Brown / AFP) (Photo by FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP via Getty Images)
The mesh gloves really add nothing. It's a hat on a hat, so to speak. The mix of fabrics in the skirt is so cool; we don't need Swiss dot gloves.
Zosia Mamet
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Zosia Mamet attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Okay! This is fine! Also, I missed her.
Holland Roden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Holland Roden attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
These are all... tiny little beaded targets with arrows poking out of them.
Lauren Jauregui
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Lauren Jauregui attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
And she is the owner of Madame's Web, which sells extensive insect-themed lubes and confusing underwear.
Shameik Moore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 12: Shameik Moore attends the World Premiere of Sony Pictures' "Madame Web" at Regency Village Theatre on February 12, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
He's the lead in the Spider-Verse movies. It's cute that he's there to sling some webs, and in a charming furry coat. It's also sort of refreshing in that this outfit doesn't look particularly STYLED. Every so often I miss that.