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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7531938a) The Cannes Film Festival 1991 Madonna & Director Alek Keshishian Arrive at the Pre-screening Party For in Bed with Madonna at the Palm Beach Casino The Cannes Film Festival - 14 May 1991

I gather Truth or Dare screened as In Bed With Madonna. (This dude is the director.) Madonna apparently decided that, 30 years later, she WOULD want to look back and be like, "I was pushing rompers WAY before it was hip."

1991

Madonna au Festival de Cannes en ami 1991, France. (Photo by Pool ARNAL/GARCIA/PICOT/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

I'm just sad they didn't find a way to work this costume into Center Stage. In so many ways, Cooper Nielsen's semi-autobiographical climactic ballet is his Truth or Dare.

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Madonna presente le film de Alek Keshishian 'In bed with Madonna' au Festival du Film le 13 mai 1991 a Cannes, France. (Photo by Pool BENAINOUS/REGLAIN/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

For the premiere, she showed up coyly wrappd in pink...

Madonna

CANNES, FRANCE - 1991: Actress Madonna arrives for the premiere of her film 'In Bed with Madonna' in 1991 at the Cannes Film Festival, France. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)

... and then THREW IT OFF AND CACKLED, showing off the Gaultier cone bra. This photo is amazing because NONE of those dudes can decide if it's okay to look.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Sipa/Shutterstock (773705a) Madonna and director of 'In Bed with Madonna' Alex Keshishian arrive to the Festival palace during the 44th International Cannes Film Festival 44th International Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 1991

"Is that... an absorbent patch, or just modesty, or... no, don't look, buddy, your wife JUST took you back."

Madonna and Guy Ritchie

She didn't make another apeparance until 2008, in support of her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are. Her face looks great. Her gown is funky, if slightly Roaring '20s Angel/Devil. I actually feel like Blake Lively is somewhere in quarantine coveting this dress and wondering if she can one day borrow it as "archival."

Madonna, 2008

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (765706h) Madonna AMFAR 'Cinema Against Aids 2008' Party at Moulin De Mougins, Cannes, France - 22 May 2008

And then she hit up amfAR in a day dress, which is totally unexpected from any other attendee, but which somehow feels right for Madonna. Now, of course, she's hooked on Moschino (see: the Met Galas), with the aura of someone who'd afraid The Youngs just aren't paying attention. But back then I feel like she was more relaxed about such things, and figured simply being Madonna was enough. (It IS and it still should be, lady.)

with Sharon Stone

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (765763cb) Madonna and Sharon Stone during the auction AMFAR 'Cinema Against Aids 2008' Party at Moulin De Mougins, Cannes, France - 22 May 2008

"And the next item is this... kind of hideous black bag, actually. Should be worth, oh, 50 bucks at least. Start it at 40? Honestly I grabbed it off a seat at my table but I don't know whose it is."

"It's f*cking MINE, Madonna."

 

Madonna at Cannes: A Short But Erratic Journey
I miss Cannes already.

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