> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Madonna Bracket: Beyonce Meets Her Greatest Challenge Yet - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/madonna-bracket-beyonce-meets-her-greatest-challenge-yet-03-2017/ - Published: 2017-03-21T18:00:48.000Z - Updated: 2017-03-31T01:54:18.000Z - Description: Bella v. Ciara meets Bey v. Lena - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Fug Madness 2017, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 Both of these match-ups are going to be *fun.* ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/2016-madonna_bracket_graphic-copy-1489784972-compressed1-1490056136.jpg "2016-madonna_bracket_graphic-copy-1489784972-compressed1-1490056136") **(1) Bella Hadid vs. (9) Ciara** This feels like a very well-matched game. I'm on the edge of my seat. Bella has had a very strong run this year. [She was *all* about her own nipples.](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/celebs-at-couture-week-part-2/paris-fashion-week-haute-couture-spring-summer-2017-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Like, [this is a VERY sheer shirt](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/bella-hadid-and-kendall-jenner-wear-the-most-perfunctory-shirts/exclusive-kendall-jenner-bella-hadid-night-out-in-paris-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I guess I'm glad she's wearing panties here: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-626886594-1480570986-compressed-1490031491.jpg "GettyImages-626886594-1480570986-compressed-1490031491") In a year of weird pants, [these are some of the weirdest](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/recent-fugs-bella-hadid/bella-hadid-yolanda-foster-leaving-their-hotel-in-nyc?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). These [are ALSO profoundly weird](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/casual-fugs-gigi-and-bella-hadid/bella-gigi-hadid-enjoy-a-night-at-the-nice-guy?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Although not as weird as these are: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_HADID_B_12162016_52260436-1482091316-1490031957.jpg "Bella Hadid Steps Out In NYC") I share the skeptical expression of the woman in the raspberry pants back there. Her face says, "I have no idea what she thinks she's wearing, but I'm quite sure I don't like it." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GGFF_Hadid_Bella_102516_52214190-1490032097.jpg "Bella Hadid Out With A Friend In NYC") Hello, this dress looks like it was rescued from a house fire: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-516752250-compressed-1490032151.jpg "GettyImages-516752250-compressed-1490032151") And then, of course, the *piece de resistance*, an ensemble I too would wear to have lunch with my father, as she is doing so here. Obviously. Who doesn't? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_PREMIERERR_HADID_B_2_07292016_52136226-1490032111.jpg "Bella Hadid Shops At Pavilions In Beverly Hills") MY. EYES. Ciara is a formidable opponent here, though. Although [sometimes she wears things that are hilariously voluminous](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/everything-else-everyone-else-wore-at-the-american-music-awards-11-2016/), mostly she wears items that I'm fairly surely Bella is irritated she didn't get to first. Like so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-592628638-640x961-1490033580.jpg "GettyImages-592628638-640x961-1490033580") Also like so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_BILLBOARDS_SET1_052216_52069210-1490033534.jpg "Rihanna at The 2016 Billboard Music Awards Arrivals in Las Vegas") And like so anew: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-533616014-compressed-1490033569.jpg "GettyImages-533616014-compressed-1490033569") And ALSO like so: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-533610354-compressed-1490033553.jpg "GettyImages-533610354-compressed-1490033553") LIKE SO LIKE SO: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_CFDA_Awds_060616_52083737-1490033516.jpg "2016 CFDA Fashion Awards") ARCHIVES! [Here are Bella's](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/bella-hadid?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Here are Ciara's. ENJOY. **(4) Beyonce vs. (12) Lena Dunham** As Heather pointed out on Sunday, it seems likely that Lena Dunham will be honored to lose to Beyonce, OR to beat her in this game. As it should be. Let us first revisit what Beyonce wore to the White House Easter Egg Roll this past year: https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgh1NyTadA/ I will sidebar to note that those little boys look ADORABLE in that shot, and Bey's top seriously confuses me. Also PROFOUNDLY confusing: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_CHP_MET_CostumeGala_050216_52042488-1490034814.jpg "MET Costume Institute Gala 2016") It's latex! Does Beyonce just not sweat? Actually, it's totally possible that Beyonce doesn't sweat. I remember when Beyonce wore this and my reaction was, "wow. I think that might be TOO MANY BRACELETS," which was a confusing and perplexing emotion for me to experience: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-614923684-640x882-1490034848.jpg "GettyImages-614923684-640x882-1490034848") And this was probably Bey's other most memorable look of the year: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-597194368-compressed-1490034836.jpg "GettyImages-597194368-compressed-1490034836") As I said at the time, while I like that she did something vaguely different than usual, I'm not sure that I think that was successful. And also I wish I couldn't see her crotch. *I Wish I Couldn't See Her Crotch: The Jessica Morgan Story* is also the working title of my autobiography. Beyonce wore this to Wimbledon, and my main issue are her toeless booties: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Wimbeldon_Stars_FFUK_070816_52116337-1490034826.jpg "Celebrities Seen At Wimbledon Tennis Club In London") But now that we've determined that she doesn't sweat, maybe they make more sense. FOOD FOR THOUGHT. Over to La Dunham, who I think actually looked better this year than she has in years past.[ Although not always in terms of her makeup](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/the-last-girls-season-premiere/the-new-york-premiere-of-the-sixth-final-season-of-girls-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Or[ maybe always in terms of her hair extensions](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/girls-the-farewell-lap-begins/timestalks-a-final-farewell-to-the-cast-of-hbos-girls-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)? But in general. (I am sure this news is a *huge relief* to her and now she can finally rest.) This was not totally successful, but I appreciate where she was going with it -- much as I feel about Beyonce in her seafoam green: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_BlossomBall_041916_52028947-1490035771.jpg "8th Annual Blossom Ball Benefiting The Endometriosis Foundation Of America") I'd also like to see Lena in Beyonce's seafoam green, and Beyonce in the above. (I think she'd look cute in those pants.) I'm not sure if I think ANYONE should wear these shoes, though: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-538429308-640x961-1490035789.jpg "GettyImages-538429308-640x961-1490035789") Wait -- I'm wrong. Blue Ivy would look awesome in them. I'm sure we can work this out somehow. [Beyonce's archives are here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/beyonce?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); Lena's [are here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/lena-dunham?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Please vote: