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# Madonna Showed Up to the VMAs In Unexpected Fashion
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/madonna-showed-up-to-the-vmas-in-unexpected-fashion-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-21T19:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-22T20:03:41.000Z
- Description: You can't see it, but she's also wearing a grill.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Massive Eyeroll*, Awards & Galas, 2018 VMAs, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

"No, seriously, it's written in The Book of Leif that on the mjök Tuesday of Jötunheima, the passing of a legend would result in a plague of nine-legged góðan going full hamrinum on our vagninum, after which the pagan apocalypse would wipe out the planet and leave only the ice floes that would beget a new race of Vikings. I've been studying this for like *two weeks*, you guys. I know things. Heed me, motherf\*ckers."

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