Maggie Gyllenhaal at the Berlin Film Festival

In Gucci

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 09: Maggie Gylenhaal, wearing Gucci, attends the 'Django' premiere during the 67th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Berlinale Palace on February 9, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is what you wear to a Downton Abbey slumber party if you -- erroneously -- believe no one knows you're secretly recording all the gossip for blackmail.

In Preen

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 09: Members of the International jury of the Berlinale film festival (L-R) Chinese director Wang Quanan, Mexican director Diego Luna, US actress Maggie Gyllenhaal, German actress Julia Jentsch, President of the jury Dutch director Paul Verhoeven, Tunisian producer Dora Bouchoucha Fourati and Icelandic artist Olafur Eliasson attend the International Jury photo call during the 67th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 9, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

There appears to be some ruching on the skirt that keeps tricking me into thinking it's wonky pants

In Gucci

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 08: (First row, L to R) Maggie Gyllenhaal, Paul Verhoeven, Julia Jentsch (2nd row, L to R) Wang Quan'an, Olafur Eliasson, Diego Luna and Dora Bouchoucha Fourati attend the International Jury photo call during the 67th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Hotel Mandala on February 8, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

And thi is from the Gucci Fainting Couch collection. Although honestly, if you clipped off the bow and put shoes with it that do NOT look like what a person wears when they think it might rain but don't own wellies, I'd be more interested. It would, after all, make a pretty GOOD fainting couch.

BERLIN, GERMANY - FEBRUARY 08: Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the International Jury photo call during the 67th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Hotel Mandala on February 8, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

Those are twin dragons, right? Gucci is REALLY into the double critters. She is reminiscent of the pretty new History of Magic teacher who's living in Hufflepuff.