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# Make It Or Fug It
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/make_it_or_fug_it111810-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-18T16:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-02T19:18:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Cassie Scerbo

DOUG REINHARDT: Hey guys, I'm Doug Reinhardt, from *The Hills* and That Time I Dated Paris Hilton.  
  
CASSIE SCERBO: And I'm Paris Hilton.  
  
DOUG: Huh?  
  
CASSIE; What?  
  
DOUG: No, you're not.  
  
CASSIE: I'm not?  
  
DOUG: NO. You're my NEW girlfriend.  
  
CASSIE: But I'm so blonde and burnished right now. Are you sure?  
  
DOUG: Are you carrying a dog in your purse?  
  
CASSIE: I don't think so.  
  
DOUG: Have you been to jail?  
  
CASSIE: No.  
  
DOUG: Are you doing a backbend?  
  
CASSIE: No. But, weirdly, I think I could.  
  
DOUG: That's because you're not Paris Hilton. You're on ABC Family's gymnastics soap opera, *Make It Or Break It*. And you're AWESOME on it.  
  
CASSIE: Really?!  
  
DOUG: YES.  
  
CASSIE: So I'm not Paris Hilton?  
  
DOUG: No. AND PLEASE DON'T TURN INTO HER.   
CASSIE: But I feel so PARISIAN with you.  
  
DOUG: FIGHT IT.