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# Welcome to Making Up Words, With Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/making-up-words-with-rihanna-04-2017/
- Published: 2017-04-21T18:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-21T14:05:25.000Z
- Description: Science may someday know what this garment is, but right now? No.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

I assume Rihanna here is FaceTime-ing with someone at Merriam-Webster, to discuss what exactly the technical name for this garment is. It's a hoodie and a jacket and kind of a caftan, or a dress. Is it a jaftan? A jacktan? A cafdet? A hojaftess? I have to be honest, most of those words sound like insults you'd hurl at a person. "Go away, jacktan." "OMG Kate Hudson is such a hojaftess." "Easy with the absinthe, there, jaftan." But I still think "jaftan" is my winner. Either way, I appreciate her for finding this zippable sleeved parachute so that I have an excuse to make word salad today.

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