
She looks so GOOD. It's just really smart-casual perfection.

Whereas this heinous naked dress is high-fashion glitter tire tracks.

The opaque mask and the see-through dress are a hilarious combination.

Are her shoes fastened around her billowy leather pants, or are they cinched of their own accord?

These three people look like they were chosen at random off the street to participate in a quiz.

FIERCE, though. She was giving me Sporty/Posh Spice vibes in the leather pants, but here I'm feeling.... Posh/Katie Holmes.

And THIS photo looks like it's promoting a TV morning show.

The women win this one.

Those shoes are terrible. Also, this set, while cute with its zig-zags, also looks like they're at an outdoor electronics store and she's about to pick up her new appliance and stagger to her car.

"I haven't gotten a haircut in five months and neither has my dress!!!!!"

These are not pants. They are leg curtains.

I both like this, and kind of wish I could see some neck.

One can't really hoik a jumpsuit without some pain, which is a shame.

"I look like Violet Beauregard. UNSUBSCRIBE."

I don't even know. I thought I wouldn't like the top, but it's the PANTS that are getting me. They're so tight and ironed.

Whereas these are impressively roomy.

He does middle-distance smoldering very well.

We are watching a lady blossom in front of our eyes.

This dress is a depressing dingy sheet, and if a person is going to insist on a big slit, I think it helps to be less obvious about trying to uncover your entire thigh.

Okay but I don't think you ARE The Most Interesting Man In The World, so...
