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# Malia Pyles Is Wearing a Compelling Dress
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/malia-pyles-is-wearing-a-compelling-dress-07-2026/
- Published: 2026-07-23T17:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-23T00:21:58.000Z
- Description: Look, I appreciate something to percolate.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Jardin de Morts, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:34

Fun fact:[ The dress also has an open back.](https://go.shopmy.us/p-73638764?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (I sort of like it better on the model; the contrasting trim kind of pulls it all together.) She is very cute as a person and this dress is very confusing as a garment. There's so much happening! A harness! A open back! At least three different fabrics! Many a ruffle! And I get how it came to be here; to me, this feels like something you'd find in your size and in a great price at the Barney's Warehouse Sale -- RIP, beloved!!! -- and be like, "I think this is just weird enough to work," because you're in a Warehouse Sale FRENZY and then you get it home and every time you see it in the closet, you hear a voice in your head saying, "or maybe it's just weird????" Not that that ever happened to me or anything.

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