I am EXTREMELY curious as to the decision-making here, because it looks like Maluma is squinting into a bright light.

"PLEASE, I beg you, turn it down, it's like staring into the sun."

"That's better. But can I get some Advil?"

"RIGHT ON, thank you. Your soul is very large."

"We should have tried these three photos ago."

I remember Kabbalah bracelets. Is that a Kabbalah anklet? (I also appreciate that he's in a giant robe. Big 2020-21 vibes there.)

This is also very Sultry Pandemic. "I'm locked down, and waiting for DoorDash... BUT SEXY."

In my head, this is a Snuggie, not just a sweatshirt.

This is Dior Men, and I ... really like it? Up close it looks like a tapestry, and you KNOW how I feel about a tapestry.

Maluma Is Elle's First Solo Male Cover Subject

In a funky Dior shirt.