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# Mama Shai Gets Stuck in Boring Beige
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mama-shai-gets-stuck-in-boring-beige-06-2019/
- Published: 2019-06-10T21:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2019-06-10T08:34:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Shailene has been getting all darkly experimental on us lately, so this was a surprise swerve into United States Navy Service Khakis territory. I would be inclined to light that blouse on fire -- though it has a flame-retardant sheen -- and replace it with on in a color. Maybe fuchsia? If all the designers and department stores and Ann Taylors and Blouse Barns of the world are sold out of everything, then I'd juice this with loose hair, a pump with color so that at least we'd see that poking out from under the pants, and a lip color. Her entire head looks a bit like she's in the middle of filming a Neutrogena commercial in which she's standing at a sink using oil-remover pads. In other words: All the [crazy bombshell black stuff](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-big-little-lies-premiere-brings-a-big-ol-wtf-from-shailene-woodley-05-2019/) didn't seem to suit her personality, but boring beige doesn't really either, so hopefully she and her stylist will keep changing their aim every time they reload.

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