Robert Downey Jr.
Go with me for a sec... the tinted suit, matching the tinted lenses... is anyone else feeling a combed-up Tim Burton vibe here?
Samuel L. Jackson
Only this man could pull off looking like he's on the world's prissiest safari.
Chris Evans
The problem with Chris Evans, for me, is that even though he's apparently back, his face is -- kind of like Sam Worthington -- not totally quite stuck on my brain. So when you add facial hair to it, things get even muddier. For a second I was like, "Wait, is Juston Theroux growing back the beard?" However: He looks TOTALLY dapper here. I would not kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Also: Who kicks anyone out of bed for eating crackers? Crackers are delicious.
Chris Hemsworth
What a difference a button makes. This looks dopey to me because his shirt is open too far. It is the shirt version of his brother Liam's single facial expression. Although let's talk about that, too: Given that (this is not really a spoiler) Gale has almost nothing at all to do in The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth was actually pretty good in it. And if I had to choose a Hemsworth... I don't know, guys, I'm a Liam girl. I will take Last Song over Thor. Yes. I said it. And I MEANT IT.
Jeremy Renner
Quick, somebody oil him before he rusts.
Alex and Stellan Skarsgard
There are a lot of Ardsgards around. I know Stellan Skarsgard and Peter Sarsgaard -- which I always think is Saarsgard until I look it up -- are not the same, separated by the K and that rogue A, but I can never remember if Alex is a Sars or a Skars. I also don't think I knew he was actually Stellan's son, so now that I do, I can keep it straight. I think. Maybe. I have to stay on my gaard here. HA HA HA OH MY.
Tom Hiddleston
Turns out all I've seen Tom here in was Midnight in Paris, but he was good in it. (I missed Thor.) Still, he's a handsome gent. Nice cheekbones. I know this is supposed to be about the clothes... well, they're good too. So. There we go.
Dominic Monaghan
Aw. I dig this. Maybe that's just because I miss Charlie.
Seth Green
This is for all the people who were mad when I accidentally left Oz out of the werewolf slideshow from eons ago. Black and navy means he's essentially wearing a bruise, but he's wearing it well.