Ryan Reynolds

The tight pants shooting down into the scuffed brown shoes -- what, was he baling hay before the premiere? -- are questionable to me, but I don't hate the overall CONCEPT at work here. And I LOVE the girls peeking out from behind that poster of Snoutface, or whatever that villainous beast is. They're totally like, "OMG, it's Ryan Reynolds DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOU STARE but you have to look but don't, like, LOOK, and OMG YOU'RE LOOKING."

Zachary Levi

Conversely -- no pun intended, given his footwear -- this suit is a little too stodgy and old-school to wear with Chuck Taylors. I might dig on the violet shirt if it, too, didn't seem too trendy for the whistle itself. "Whistle" being cockney rhyming slang for "suit," according to my dad. I always loved when he schooled me in The Olden Lingo. Anyway, Ryan seems to be trying very hard to be trendy, yet Zach maybe needed to go shopping with him instead of to the Men's Wearhouse. However: still so cute.

Trevor Donovan

I'm charmed by the pink coat, but the GLARING WHITE SNEAKERS are a little Bieber to me. Which, whatever, he was just playing a high-schooler, but age-wise he's totally the Ian Ziering of the new 90210. Which may be why he's not going to be on the show next season. He was probably like, "What if the Steve Sanders hair is a pox on all thirtysomething actors pretending to be college freshmen? I CANNOT."

Blake Griffin

Someone really, really should've told him that -- as crazy as this sounds -- what works for Mr. Rogers doesn't always work for NBA slam-dunk champs.

Wayne Brady

I kind of like this look on Wayne. It's so SMOOTH. The darker color on the suit makes it less awkwardly businessy than Zach Levi's, but the open shirt and the chain are all, "Well, hello, lady friend, I was just talking it up on the Barry Gibb Talk Show."

Peter Sarsgaard

I do love a good three-piece suit, but you don't see the waistcoats that often these days, particularly with a white-collared blue shirt and darker blue tie. Intriiiiiguing, Mr. Sarsgaaaaaard. You bring so many vowels into my life.

Man Fugs or Fabs: The Green Lantern Premiere

We always feel sort of out of our depth when it comes to menswear, because -- as non-men -- we don't understand the intricacies of it as well as we do, say, What That Dress Will Do To Your Boobs. So while we were intrigued by the general lack of traditional suits at the Green Lantern premiere last night, we haven't quite decided how we feel about how these particular alternatives were executed. But what do we know? The only "dressing left" we have to worry about his how much of last night's ranch is still in the fridge.