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# Man Hair Omnibus: The Fug and the Furry-ful
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/man-hair-omnibus-the-fug-and-the-furry-ful/
- Published: 2011-06-21T19:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2011-06-21T06:17:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

## Alan Cumming

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/06/117065895.jpg)

From a distance, I keep thinking this is David Spade. Can that POSSIBLY be what Alan Cumming woke up this morning hoping to achieve? I mean, David Spade may well be a very nice dude, but *Rules of Engagement* is no *Good Wife*. And saying that out loud -- so to speak -- is equivalent of suggesting that Justin Bieber is no Jon Hamm. So.

## Jon Hamm

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/jonhamm_117065176.jpg)

Speaking of, Bearded Jon Hamm is no Regular Jon Hamm. But... he's still Jon Hamm. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for boycotting razors.

## Christopher Meloni

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/chrismeloni_117071184.jpg)

You've just had your bluff called by *Law & Order: Special Victims' Unit*, and now you're out of a job. What do you do? Go to Shakespeare in the Park with a budding Fu Manchu 'stache, of course. I mean, he IS only human.

## Jim Carrey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/jimcarrey_115939718.jpg)

Judging by the hair, Jim Carrey was apparently as surprised as I was to discover he had made a movie of Mr. Popper's Penguins, and that it was being released in actual theaters.

## Chris Rock

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/chrisrock_115943305.jpg)

I like Chris Rock. But I don't like that his chin suddenly sort of looks like a vagina.

## James Tupper

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/jamestupper115979986.jpg)

What is HAPPENING up there? Did he have a Rogaine spill?

## James Tupper

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/06/jamestupper2115979987.jpg)

No really. I have no idea where that came from, unless Anne Heche pulled a reverse-Delilah and gave him a weave while he slept. At least her son is cute. Maybe he should've loaned his hat to his step-dude. Just a suggestion.

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