Alan Cumming
From a distance, I keep thinking this is David Spade. Can that POSSIBLY be what Alan Cumming woke up this morning hoping to achieve? I mean, David Spade may well be a very nice dude, but Rules of Engagement is no Good Wife. And saying that out loud -- so to speak -- is equivalent of suggesting that Justin Bieber is no Jon Hamm. So.
Jon Hamm
Speaking of, Bearded Jon Hamm is no Regular Jon Hamm. But... he's still Jon Hamm. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for boycotting razors.
Christopher Meloni
You've just had your bluff called by Law & Order: Special Victims' Unit, and now you're out of a job. What do you do? Go to Shakespeare in the Park with a budding Fu Manchu 'stache, of course. I mean, he IS only human.
Jim Carrey
Judging by the hair, Jim Carrey was apparently as surprised as I was to discover he had made a movie of Mr. Popper's Penguins, and that it was being released in actual theaters.
Chris Rock
I like Chris Rock. But I don't like that his chin suddenly sort of looks like a vagina.
James Tupper
What is HAPPENING up there? Did he have a Rogaine spill?
James Tupper
No really. I have no idea where that came from, unless Anne Heche pulled a reverse-Delilah and gave him a weave while he slept. At least her son is cute. Maybe he should've loaned his hat to his step-dude. Just a suggestion.