Many Ladies Wore Black Dresses -- Little or Otherwise -- to the Oscars Post-Parties

Christina Ricci in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10112926rq) Christina Ricci Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is so 30s glam; I love it. Can't you just see her throwing a martini in someone's face whilst wearing this?

Renee Zellweger in Awake Mode

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/REX/Shutterstock (10118728bs) Renee Zellweger Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

Renee looks sort of like a funereal barmaid and I find it amusing. She was one of the first people at this party, and gave a really entertaining (and possibly slightly buzzed) interview to our local ABC reporter. She was REALLY pleased for Regina King. God bless, RZ.

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10118757ec) Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

Aw, look at these sweet newlyweds. They look great -- although that's maybe a TINY bit too much sternum on Miley. DETAILS!

Anjelica Huston

This is mostly just about that necklace, right?

The Family Ross

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927ce) Ashlee Simpson, Evan Ross, Diana Ross and Tracee Ellis Ross Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is a VERY attractive family and I also think it would have been a kindness of someone to tell Evan Ross that he forgot his shirt.

Karolina Kurkova in Alaia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927dr) Karolina Kurkova Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Azzedine Alaia

I've heard he's a totally important designer.

Christina Hendricks

This is fine but also feels slightly geriatric?

Aubrey Plaza

I REALLY like this BUT...stay with me, and know I've never said this before... are her heels TOO HIGH?

Ava DuVernay in Harbison

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (10112927u) Ava DuVernay Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

Ava always looks so perfect and glam. The lining on this is STELLER and I love those shoes. I'm so excited to share a collegiate alma mater with Ava.

Ashley Olsen

This is both predictable and good? Like, it's not SHOCKING but it is elegant? (I also love her hair right now.)

Jerry Hall in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932c) Jerry Hall Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Dior Same Outfit as catwalk model *9692410bw and Angela Baby

This feels like something she's had in her closet forever, although I believe it is very recent Dior. I like that she showed up wearing shoes she can walk in.

Caitriona Balfe in Dundas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932gb) Caitriona Balfe Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Dundas

I'd love this WITHOUT that twee little heart! Maybe she can just hold a coffee cup in front of it all night. Although I guess it's a series of hearts, which...well, we'll workshop this.

Haim

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Dove Cameron in Adeam

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932ks) Dove Cameron Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Adeam

When I looked at this at first, I thought it was a picture of Lindsay Lohan and thought HOLY SHIT LILO LOOKS GREAT. So. It's not Lindsay, but Dove Cameron also looks great! There just isn't that thrill of a vast improvement.

Chloe Bailey and Halle Bailey in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (10112932mv) Chloe Bailey and Halle Bailey Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Both Wearing Versace

Versace is really into STRAPS right now.

Jennifer Tilly

Sure! Fine! Whatever!

Jessica Alba in Narciso Rodriguez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/REX/Shutterstock (10118728cc) Jessica Alba Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Narciso Rodriguez

I actually think this is really, really good on her. Simple, but not boring.

Amanda Peet in Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/REX/Shutterstock (10118728cl) Amanda Peet Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019 Wearing Fendi Same Outfit as Thandie Newton and Sue Kroll and Poppy

I'm sure this cost a fortune, because it's Fendi, and I assume she's wearing Fendi as a salute to Karl -- but it feels moderately underbaked? You know you're rich and successful when you feel like you can undersell the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

Lisa Rinna in Tom Ford

Mandatory Credit: Photo by imageSPACE/REX/Shutterstock (10118754bp) Lisa Rinna Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

So...Lisa Rinna looks GREAT in this.

Cailee Spaeny in Hiraeth

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10119289ec) Cailee Spaeny Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019

This is pretty -- she can carry all that décolletage -- but I have a question: Is that necklace right? Or does she need something that is a little wider and falls a little higher up? (But not too much bigger. This is a challenge!)

Chaka Khan

WHO ELSE WAS I GONNA END THIS WITH?